Crypto Meme Mania: Even The Frog Slips Down Slippery Slope This Week 🐸💸

The general had given the order: “Stand still, brave capital!” And so, on this unremarkable June 28, 2025, the total cryptocurrency segment sits. It stands at attention, breath held, as if waiting for the next icy wind to howl through the gulag barracks. Yet, amid this pale frost, the meme coins—those tiny sparks of digital hope, or perhaps, mirth—dare to show a faint blush of green. Only one, however, stares at its boots, ostracized, undoubtedly contemplating the abyss.

Green Day for Meme Coins, Except for Pepe—Who Missed the Memo

Once again, the market shaves the head of every investor by 1.7%, and yet, in true absurdist tradition, the meme coins—those tragic jesters—manage to smirk in the face of decline.

SPX6900 (SPX), that imperial star in the wild portfolio of Murad Mahmudov, leapt a heroic 7.2% overnight. Capitalization surmounts $1.1 billion, and the price stands at $1.26. Could this coin single-handedly break out of the metaphorical prison camp? Stranger things happened in the camps: remember the chap with the smuggled spoon?

Meanwhile, BONK, with the subtle grace of a mouse sneaking out of the officer’s pantry, has nibbled its way up to $0.00001369, clocking in a robust 2.6% gain. The market may bleed, but BONK rides high, cap over $1 billion—a symbol of defiance, or perhaps, of cosmic misunderstanding.

Dogecoin (DOGE) and Shiba Inu (SHIB)—those cuddly apparatchiks of monetary absurdity—salute the day. DOGE manages to cough up a 1% gain (someone give the dog a treat), and SHIB is up 2.8%—perhaps the only dogs in history that get fatter on scraps.

Yet, not all is triumph. Not all are fated to return victoriously from the Kolyma. Pepe (PEPE), the amphibian with delusions of adequacy, has found itself on the wrong side of history. Despite riding high with the rest, our green friend loses 8%—such is fate’s tendency to single out one for extra rations of despair.

Penguins and Hats Scramble for Redemption; Bitcoin Sits Like the Old Man in the Corner

Alongside the shivering ranks of KAIA, TIA, CRO, and GT, Pepe finds itself as the fifth worst performer, its market cap sulking in a cold cell below $4 billion, quoting the price $0.000009371. One wonders if the frog contemplates escape, or simply dreams of greener ponds.

Among the mid-cap prisoners, some dare to plot their escape. PENGU and WIF, cheered by the barracks but watched closely by the guards, clamor to get back into the coveted top 100. Pudgy Penguins (PENGU), with an audacious 22% jump—frankly suspicious, perhaps hiding contraband beneath their waddling bellies. Dogwifhat (WIF) sneaks in with a 4% rise, rolling its hat over its eyes and grinning at the warden.

At the very back, like an elderly zek polishing his bowl, Bitcoin (BTC) adds a paltry $0.2. There it sits at $107,336, orange and unimpressed, watching the young coins chase glory—knowing, from hard-won experience, that tomorrow brings another quota, another headcount, another day in the camp.

2025-06-28 14:46

Green Day for Meme Coins, Except for Pepe—Who Missed the Memo

Penguins and Hats Scramble for Redemption; Bitcoin Sits Like the Old Man in the Corner

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