In a move that only a highly-strung universe with a terrible sense of timing could orchestrate, global tensions just did a cosmic sneeze, causing crypto markets to suffer a $200 billion disappearing act in 24 hours. It was as if the universe pressed “Ctrl+Z” and then forgot what it had done. Meme coins, full of bluster and promise, found themselves $6 billion lighter—perhaps the only thing lighter than their long-term prospects. The star casualty? ANIME. Apparently, even in crypto, nothing weeb-adjacent gets out alive. ✨
BeInCrypto, in a feat of Herculean optimism, has bravely selected three meme coins for investors with robust stomachs to watch for “bullish cues,” should those ever decide to stop oversleeping.
Fartcoin (FARTCOIN)
- Launch Date – October 2024
- Total Circulating Supply – 999.99 Million FARTCOIN
- Maximum Supply – 1 Billion FARTCOIN
- Fully Diluted Valuation (FDV) – $1.13 Billion (which is, for the record, lots of beans)
- Contract Address – 9BB6NFEcjBCtnNLFko2FqVQBq8HHM13kCyYcdQbgpump (copy-pasting this will not make you rich)
FARTCOIN, which was already teetering on the edge of dignity, is now down 15.5% and trading at $1.14. It’s desperately clutching at the $1.20 support level like a damp towel at a pool party. If it manages to not expel any more value and stabilize, there’s a nonzero chance it might waft its way upward, pleasing the holders who haven’t already run off in embarrassment.
The Parabolic SAR has positioned itself below the candlesticks, which technical analysts claim means “possible uptrend,” but could just as easily indicate cosmic mischief. If FARTCOIN somehow defies the laws of taste and market gravity, $1.20 might once again become support, leading to a brief period in which people pretend to understand what’s happening and make a lot of “gas” puns.
On the other hand, if investors do what they usually do (panic in highly creative ways), FARTCOIN might drop to $1.00. This would officially invalidate all the bullish hopium and send investors on a soul-searching quest, probably to another meme coin with a name just as unfortunate.
Animecoin (ANIME)
- Launch Date – January 2025
- Total Circulating Supply – 5.53 Billion ANIME
- Maximum Supply – 10 Billion ANIME
- Fully Diluted Valuation (FDV) – $242.21 Million (why not go for a round number?)
- Contract Address – 0x37a645648df29205c6261289983fb04ecd70b4b3 (very hexadecimal, much crypto, wow)
ANIME has taken a 21.3% nosedive. It is now trading at $0.0241, which is still just expensive enough for you to get regret as change should you purchase any. It currently clings above the $0.0230 level, though anything could happen—especially nothing.
The fabled Ichimoku Cloud is lurking below the candlesticks. This apparently means bullish momentum isn’t dead, just resting, possibly behind the sofa. If sentiment flips (and the wind is blowing just right), ANIME could re-conquer $0.0268. Otherwise, prepare for flashbacks to that time you bought Beanie Babies as investments.
Should the market persist in its favorite hobby (down), then ANIME could slip below $0.0230 and discover the as-yet-uncharted territory of $0.0201. At this point, the bullish case will pass out quietly and nobody will speak of it again.
Small Cap Corner – Goatseus Maximus
- Launch Date – October 2024
- Total Circulating Supply – 999.99 Million GOAT
- Maximum Supply – 1 Billion GOAT
- Fully Diluted Valuation (FDV) – $102.46 Million (for the connoisseurs of numerical art)
- Contract Address – CzLSujWBLFsSjncfkh59rUFqvafWcY5tzedWJSuypump (you will forget this in seconds)
Goatseus Maximus (“GOAT” to those who like a swift acronym) tried to phone in sick to the market massacre but was forced to participate, falling 17.8% in the last 24 hours. It now trades at a nimble $0.102, longing for the glory days when it was worth something else, probably more.
GOAT is tightly intertwined with Bitcoin’s fate, tracking it with a correlation of 0.70. This is about as close as you can get in crypto without actually being accused of plagiarism. If Bitcoin rallies, expect GOAT to tag along like an embarrassingly eager little sibling, possibly rising to $0.117. Otherwise, it could tumble to $0.089, inspiring memes and existential monologues all around.
So there you have it: three meme coins trapped in an absurdly volatile market, clinging to technical indicators and hope in equal measure. If nothing else, it’s a wonderful lesson in cosmic comedy, spectacular timing, and just how little sense anything makes before your first cup of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. 🚀
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2025-06-13 16:39