According to our resident financial soothsayer, the next bitcoin bacchanal won’t be whipped up by feverish fanboys or wild-eyed tweets, but by governments in a dazzling waltz of economic panic. Picture a ballroom swirling with central bankers, desperate to save their reputations—pass the punch, darling! 🍸
Hayes, that sly Cassandra of cryptocurrency, insists the old monetary printing press is getting dusted off. As macro woes gnash and growl, expect the grown-ups to start flinging fresh bills like overzealous confetti. Remember late 2022’s market jubilee? Back then, Bitcoin played Cinderella, multiplying six times thanks to the U.S. Treasury dropping more cash than a footballer at an afterparty.
He assures us the script is eerily familiar. Enter Scott Bessent, the new maestro of the U.S. Treasury ballroom, poised to cue up those “liquidity injections”—which, if we’re being honest, sound like something your uncle tries at holiday dinners. Mark April 9 in your dance card; this, according to Hayes, could be the opening night of crypto’s latest extravaganza.
But Hayes isn’t content mooning over Bitcoin alone—no no. Once BTC approaches that delicious $150,000 number, he expects the moneyed guests to slip out of Bitcoin’s embrace and start flirting with other digital darlings. Cue the altcoins—Bitcoin’s dominance, currently swirling close to 65%, might two-step to 70% before those shifty eyes wander again. 💃
As of this writing, Bitcoin is sipping its martini at around $94,000, not causing a fuss. But, should Hayes’ prophecy prove prescient, this current tranquility could be mere prelude—before the ballroom erupts into a heady mêlée, and every asset grabs a partner. Dance cards at the ready, folks! 🎩
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2025-05-07 14:04