Crypto Influencer’s Arrest: A Comedy of Errors in Florida! 😂

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In the dimly lit corridors of the Volusia County Division of Corrections, at precisely 7:18 pm, the fateful hour arrived. Ben Armstrong, a name that echoes through the digital halls of cryptocurrency, was taken into custody. Ah, the irony of a man who trades in the ethereal, now shackled by the mundane chains of law!

Armstrong’s Emails: A Modern-Day Tragedy

On the 21st of March, in a post that could only be described as a digital lament, Armstrong proclaimed that the warrants for his arrest were intricately woven into the fabric of emails sent to none other than the Cobb County, Georgia Superior Court Judge, Kimberly Childs. Acting as his own attorney, he boldly ventured into the realm of legal correspondence.

“I can now confirm that the warrants for my arrest are due to me sending emails (as my own attorney by the way) to the DISHONORABLE Kimberly Childs, who has NOW DELETED her Twitter lmao. Public officials hiding corruption one day at a time.”

— The BitBoy (@BenArmstrongsX)

In a twist worthy of a Dostoevskian plot, he further alleged that Judge Childs, perhaps overwhelmed by the weight of his words, had vanished from social media. Yet, the silence from the judge and her court is deafening, leaving us to ponder the depths of this digital drama.

The Enigma of Legal Representation

As the dust settles, the question remains: who will stand beside Armstrong in this legal labyrinth? Attempts to reach him for comment have been met with the same success as finding a needle in a haystack. The circumstances surrounding his arrest and the alleged correspondence with the judge remain shrouded in mystery, much like the cryptocurrency market itself.

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2025-03-26 14:22