Crypto Golfers Tee Off with Bizarre Token Scheme, Bulgakov Weeps 😂

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What to know: 🤔

  • LinksDAO, a crypto golf club, is launching its own community token, LINKS, to fund course acquisitions. 🏌️‍♂️💰
  • They plan to partially own Hillcrest, a Donald Ross-designed course in Kansas City. 🏌️‍♀️🏆

In a move that would make Mikhail Bulgakov roll in his grave, the crypto golf club LinksDAO is launching its own community token, LINKS, to fund its mantra: “We’re gonna buy a golf course.” 🤯 As the NFT market cools down faster than a Siberian winter, these crypto enthusiasts are doubling down on their bizarre scheme, hoping to lure in more unsuspecting investors. 💸

But fear not, dear readers, for the LINKS token is not just a speculative instrument, oh no! It’s a “community enhancer,” a way to broaden the reach of this crypto club that has weathered the bear market less because of the enduring appeal of NFTs and more because of the growing power of golf. 🏌️‍♂️🤑

And what a power move it is! LinksDAO has already bought a golf club in Scotland and is now eyeing a second course in Kansas City, the Hillcrest Golf Course, designed by the legendary Donald Ross himself. 🏆 But don’t worry, they’re not just taking over the course – they’re becoming “partial owners,” whatever that means. 🤷‍♂️

As the crypto world continues to be a wild ride, with memecoins and even Trump’s own token dominating the attention span of the masses, LinksDAO is determined to carve out its own niche in the golfing world. 🏌️‍♀️🤡 And with the launch of LINKS, they’re hoping to lure in every single golfer with a crypto wallet. 💰

So, dear readers, grab your clubs and your crypto wallets, for the future of golf is about to be disrupted by the most unlikely of players: the crypto enthusiasts. 🏌️‍♂️🤖

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2025-02-12 08:52