Somewhere between the forests where birch trees whisper and the city’s ceaseless rumble, a new breed of prophets have arisen—cryptocurrency enthusiasts, benevolent visionaries who assure us that buying a mere 1,000 XRP tokens will spell happiness unimagined, if only one has the patience (and the absence of creditors) to wait until the end of this decade.
Whispers on the Ether: Bold Promises, Bolder Dreamers 😏
Is it the moonshine or the sheer human thirst for miracles that brings forth such pronouncements? On social media, a certain Duefe—doubtless a direct descendant of Cassandra—has declared that, with 1,000 XRP, by 2029 the lucky bearer shall live “a joyful and free life.” As of today’s bargaining, this trove is worth no more than $2,170: scarcely enough for a new overcoat, or a respectable bribe to a minor functionary.
Now, for such legendary holdings to swell to $1 million, each XRP must become a financial Hercules, lifting itself up by 45,900% to touch the fabled $1,000 per token. I can only pray that, alongside this, my mustache may also finally grow in properly.
1000 XRP is enough for a joyful and free life.
Hold, and you shall taste paradise.
– Duefe (@cryptoshab), 14 April, 2025
Never to be outdone in optimism, Edo Farina—whose enthusiasm can only be matched by a peasant’s hunger after Lent—calls it “insanity” not to heed this advice. If not owning 1,000 XRP is insanity, then surely sanity itself is in terribly short supply these days.
Not owning at LEAST 1,000 $XRP is the definition of insanity.
Full Video: Yes, there’s a video; no, I cannot bear to watch.
– EDO FARINA 🅧 XRP (@edward_farina), 17 March, 2025
Wallets and Wild Hopes: The Peasants and Their Sacks 🤡
The sagacious keepers of the XRP Rich List have noted: Only 230,500 wallets hold between 500 and 1,000 XRP. On this vast steppe (where 6.38 million wallets graze), a scant 10%, or roughly 638,000, possess more than 2,500 tokens. There are more birch leaves in spring—and most, I fear, are worth just as much at market.
Should a thousandfold, nay, a forty-six-thousandfold price surge befall us, it is clear: the new aristocracy will be forged not by birth nor land, but by audacious faith and restrained impulse-buying. To the victors, the villas (some assembly required).
Predictions: From Dazzling to Droll 😬
Alas, not all soothsayers point to $1,000 per token. Some, with a realism bordering on dreary, expect a rise to merely $25 by 2029. This, while falling somewhat short of a yacht, still represents a return even a bailiff would covet—about 1,000% more than today’s price, provided one can wait…and wait.
There are a few—stoic or simply bored—who still hold out hope for the grand $1,000, but sigh that perhaps it will take not one but two five-year plans.
The Ballad of the Steadfast Holders 🦦
Life on the ledger, meanwhile, continues its barely perceptible crawl. The count of XRP holders drifts between March 18 and April 15—firm as the Volga’s banks at 4.81 million souls. No great exodus, no fevered gold rush. Composure reigns. Perhaps it is stoicism. Perhaps inertia. Perhaps, as Uncle Pavel would say, “They have simply forgotten their passwords.”
In conclusion, whether fortune or foolishness beckons, the holders stand unbowed, unintimidated by market storms. There is either deep faith in the coin’s promise, or an abiding indifference to reality itself. But as my dear grandmother used to say: Sometimes you must clap for the fiddler, even if he forgot to bring his fiddle. 🎻
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2025-04-16 20:14