Ah, Bitcoin—our beloved digital sphinx—decided to lay low these past 24 hours. No dramatic tumbles or heavenly escapes, just a slow, dignified saunter, now resting smugly above the towering $85,000 mountain.
Meanwhile, Solana performed a cheeky little leap worthy of applause, darting close to $140, while poor dear ETH is still tangled in its own slippers, desperately clawing at the elusive $1,600 ball.
BTC’s Modest Dance Above $85K
The week whispered past like a polite ghost for Bitcoin, especially compared to its recent tantrum—a $12,000 nosedive below $75,000 that had everyone clutching their hats. Like a rebellious cat, it slinked back up, reclaiming lost ground by Thursday and Friday.
The weekend was about as exciting as elevator music, yet the bitcoin bulls flexed their tiny hooves, pushing the beast from below $83,000 to a lofty $85,000 by Sunday night. On Monday, it flirted briefly with $86,000 before a stern rebuke sent it scrabbling back to $83,000 with the grace of a startled hedgehog.
Wednesday brought another spirited peak—$86,500, a multi-week crescendo—only to be slapped down again, losing over three grand like a gambler at a bad poker table. Then came Jerome Powell, stage left, waving his finger and muttering ominous warnings about the economic mayhem Trump’s trade tantrums might unleash. Bitcoin wobbed, lost a few grand, then nodded politely and rallied back above $85,000 as if to say, “I’ve got this.”
Its grand market cap shrunk just a tad—to $1.690 trillion, holding onto a 61% dominance like a crypto czar on a throne built of zeros and ones.
Trump Meme Coin Hits Moon (Or At Least the Stratosphere)
As the usual suspects—ETH, XRP, DOGE, BNB, and ADA—tiptoe up less than 1%, Solana has strutted ahead by 3.7%, now twirling at $140.
But the real fireworks? The “Official Trump” meme coin, launched with the subtlety of a bullhorn at a meditation retreat. It’s charging upward by nearly 12%, now resting smugly above $8.5. Behind it, TAO, IMX, FLR, and HYPE crawl up to 8%, probably jealous of all the attention.
The total crypto market remains stubbornly stuck at around $2.780 trillion—no magic tricks here, just the usual circus acts repeating their numbers.
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2025-04-19 13:27