Oh, what a glorious Thursday it was, the 28th of May, when the crypto world decided to put on its most dramatic show yet! Bitcoin and Ether ETFs, those once-proud giants, found themselves in a right old pickle, shedding dollars like a bald man loses hair. Meanwhile, the cheeky little scamps XRP, HYPE, and Solana ETFs were snickering in the corner, pocketing modest inflows. But let’s not kid ourselves-it wasn’t enough to turn this frown upside down.
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Key Takeaways (or should we say, Key Tantrums?):
- Bitcoin ETFs lost $228.9M, because apparently nine days of outflows wasn’t enough misery.
- Ether ETFs said, “Hold my beer,” and shed $121.4M for the 13th day in a row. Institutional demand? More like institutional yawn.
- XRP, HYPE, and Solana ETFs were like, “Look at us, we’re still standing!”-though just barely.
Bitcoin ETFs Plummet Below $95B as Blackrock’s IBIT Leads the Pity Party
The crypto ETF market, my dear friends, is a bit like a sinking ship-everyone’s scrambling for the lifeboats! After more than a week of investors yelling, “Abandon ship!” the largest digital asset funds are looking rather forlorn. Bitcoin ETFs, those poor dears, took the brunt of it, while Ether products decided to outdo them in the race to the bottom. The only silver lining? A few altcoin funds whispered, “We’re still here,” though no one’s quite sure if anyone’s listening.
Bitcoin ETFs recorded $228.88 million in net outflows-their ninth consecutive day of sulking. Four funds shared the tears, with not a single inflow to dry their eyes.
Blackrock’s IBIT, the drama queen of the bunch, lost $177.94 million. Grayscale’s GBTC wasn’t far behind, shedding $26.19 million. Fidelity’s FBTC and Valkyrie’s BRRR also joined the sob fest, losing $19.16 million and $5.59 million, respectively. Oh, the humanity!

Total Bitcoin ETF value traded hit $2.36 billion, while net assets slumped to $94.25 billion. That’s right, folks-they’re now firmly below the $100 billion mark. Someone fetch the fainting couch!
Ether ETFs, meanwhile, were having an even worse time. They posted $121.35 million in net outflows, extending their losing streak to 13 days. Blackrock’s ETHA led the charge, losing $80.39 million. Grayscale’s ETHE, Fidelity’s FETH, and Grayscale’s Ether Mini Trust also joined the pity party, shedding $21.36 million, $15.08 million, and $7.65 million, respectively.
But wait! A glimmer of hope! Blackrock’s ETHB managed to scrape together $3.11 million in inflows. It’s like finding a single raisin in a bowl of soggy cereal-not much, but hey, it’s something. Total Ether ETF value traded was $691.34 million, with net assets closing at $11.30 billion.
Altcoin ETFs, those plucky underdogs, offered a slightly less depressing picture.
HYPE ETFs added $1.72 million, with Bitwise’s BHYP and 21Shares’ THYP chipping in $1.02 million and $700,240, respectively. Total value traded? A modest $34.76 million, with net assets rising to $122.20 million. Hooray for small victories!
XRP ETFs posted $1.77 million in inflows, all thanks to Bitwise’s XRP product. Total value traded was $12.13 million, with net assets closing at $1.12 billion. Not bad for the underdog, eh?
Solana ETFs added $484,370, courtesy of Fidelity’s FSOL. Total value traded reached $50.32 million, while net assets ended at $946.58 million. Steady as she goes!
So there you have it, folks-a day of crypto chaos, where Bitcoin and Ether ETFs lost a combined $350.23 million. Thursday was less about conviction and more about investors clutching their pearls and screaming, “Sell! Sell! Sell!”
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