Coinbase Lists Tokens, Market Rejoices (Sort Of)

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In a move that can only be described as “finally getting around to it,” Coinbase has decided to add Reserve Rights (RSR) to its crypto smorgasbord.

Oh, and they’re also listing Definitive (EDGE), because why not add a little spice to the market’s bland existence?

RSR Joins the Crypto Party

Reserve Rights, an ERC-20 token that probably has a few people saying “What’s an ERC-20 token?”, is all about creating stablecoins on Ethereum. You know, because the world needs more stablecoins. 🤔

Adding RSR to Coinbase’s roadmap was a bit like throwing a bone to the crypto dogs, and they’ve been barking ever since. Especially since it’s associated with Paul Atkins, who’s more crypto-friendly than your average SEC nominee.

Atkins was once a crypto advisor for the Reserve Protocol, which is kind of like being a fairy godmother for digital currencies.

“More opportunities to join the Reserve ecosystem!” the Reserve Protocol cheered, probably while popping champagne. 🍾

But despite the hullabaloo, RSR’s price barely budged. It’s like the market said, “Cool story, bro. Now pass the chips.”

RSR was trading at a whopping $0.006, which is a 1.2% increase. Yay? 🎉

But hey, the community loves it, with a 91.6% bullish sentiment. So there’s that.

EDGE Token’s Wild Ride

While RSR was having its modest party, EDGE was the life of the crypto rave, with a 120.6% price surge. 🚀

“We’re listing EDGE, but only if we feel like it,” Coinbase basically said, throwing a wrench in the trading fun.

EDGE’s price jump was like that one friend who shows up to the party and suddenly everyone’s dancing. It’s like the token was the cool kid, and everyone wanted a piece of the action.

But don’t get too excited, because Coinbase slapped an “Experimental” label on it. Because, you know, safety first. 🛡️

“Trade at your own risk,” Coinbase warned, probably while wearing a hard hat and safety goggles.

As Coinbase continues to play crypto bingo, adding RSR and EDGE might just be the winning numbers. Or it could be a total bust. Only time (and the market) will tell.

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2025-04-03 16:01