Imagine, if you will, a hot wallet, akin to a bustling marketplace stall for digital trinkets. From this stall, Tether has spirited away 8,888 BTC. At the time of this audacious act, these tokens were valued at approximately $735 million. A trifle, perhaps, for some, but a king’s ransom for most of us mere mortals.
On the Ides of March (31st, to be precise), the Kentucky Department of Financial Institutions filed a joint stipulation of dismissal, thereby laying to rest its contentious claim that Coinbase’s staking services constituted unregistered securities. The drama, it seems, has been temporarily stifled 🎭.
From stock swaps to crypto capers, everyone’s eyes are glued to “Liberation Day,” a most curious carnival on April 2, when President Trump is expected to unveil a staggering 20% tariff on over 25 countries as a so-called “reciprocal tariff.” This tariff tango will twist the fate of $1.5 trillion worth of imports by April 2025. Good grief, that’s a hefty heap of hooey!
Ethereum’s DEXes racked up a whopping $64.616 billion in trading volume, making Solana’s $52.62 billion look like chump change. That’s a 22% difference, folks! Ethereum’s like the cool kid who just got back from summer vacation, and everyone wants to be friends again.
According to the sacred scriptures of crypto.news, Renzo (REZ) touched the heavens at $0.022 on April1, swelling its market cap to an almost celestial $43 million. Amidst this rally, a curious dip of17% in its daily trading volume to around $114 million was observed, hinting at the cooling fervor of traders after the initial frenzy. 📉❄️
On a fateful Monday, Quintenz found himself in the esteemed company of Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA), where they delved into the labyrinthine world of regulatory issues, with a particular focus on the CFTC’s stewardship over the cryptic realms of spot markets.
The exodus from major global stock indexes and crypto assets has been a gold mine for, well, Gold. The metal has recorded five straight weeks of gains, thanks to global markets bracing for a potential recession in the U.S. Guess who’s to blame? 🤷♂️ Hint: It involves tariffs and a certain ex-president named Donald Trump.
The Pi team’s been working harder than a clown at a birthday party to keep the spark alive post-token generation event. But, alas, those big, bad centralized exchanges, with Bybit leading the charge, aren’t making it easy. They’ve rolled out updates faster than my grandma’s knitting, but somehow, the bulls remain snoozing. 💤📩
Out in the wilds of the Ethereum frontier, a new sheriff has come to town, promising to bring law and order to the dusty streets of on-chain transactions. Meet Privacy Pools, the brainchild of 0xbow, a group of rebels who’ve had enough of the Wild West of blockchain anonymity.
But wait, there’s more! In the month of March alone, they’ve conjured up a further 61.3 million tokens. On the 17th, no less than 28 million RLUSD tokens were birthed into this digital world. My, my, what a busy bee Ripple has been!