Hold onto your hats, folks! Charles Schwab’s big boss, Rick Wurster, just dropped the sassiest news since the invention of the ATM. They’re diving headfirst into crypto! 🎩💥
At a fancy-shmancy event in New York, Rick waggishly announced that Schwab plans to start playing with spot crypto trading in the first half of 2026. Yep, they’ll test the waters with their loyal employees and a select few clients – just enough to make you jealous. And if all goes well? The whole kit and caboodle will be open to everyone who has a Schwab account. 🎲
Why bother? Well, since they just dropped a cool $660 million on Forge Global, it’s clear Schwab is eyeing the shiny, new digital treasure chest, all the while muttering, “If a really tasty crypto deal comes along at a price we like, we’re tangling our claws in it.” Sounds like a plan, eh? 🦀
🧭 FAQs (or, ‘Can I Hop on the Crypto Train?’)
• When will Schwab start crypto trading? Early 2026, with some testing and maybe some nervous nibbling by staff and the chosen few.
• Who’s allowed to join the crypto party first? Top secret! Just a select bunch of employees and a tiny handful of clients – for now.
• Are Schwab eyeing crypto acquisitions? You bet! As long as that shiny deal costs not too much, they’re all ears and claws.
• Will everyone get to join the crypto fun? After they make sure it’s safe and sound, the grand rollout will be ready for the masses. Stay tuned, crypto fans! 🚀
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2025-12-04 16:02