So, here’s the scoop: Bubblemaps, in a totally not suspicious partnership with YouTube’s own Sherlock Holmes of crypto, Stephen Findeisen (a.k.a. Coffeezilla), has fingered a mysterious crypto trader named Naseem as the possible mastermind behind a jaw-dropping $100 million profit from the TRUMP meme coin. Yes, you heard that right—TRUMP. Because nothing says “serious investment” … Read more
Here’s the scoop: Czech National Bank Governor Ales Michl knows his bitcoins from his cryptos. His comments come after a series of memecoin rugpulls. The Czech central bank is currently studying the possible benefits of adding alternative assets – bitcoin included – to its balance sheet. Czech National Bank Governor Ales Michl continues his crusade … Read more
In the grand theater of financial markets, where fortunes are made and lost with the flick of a digital switch, we find ourselves once again at the mercy of the CoinDesk Indices. Today, they unveil the latest performance of the illustrious CoinDesk 20 Index, a veritable pantheon of digital assets. As the clock struck 4 … Read more
FTX schedules the next repayment for May 30, 2025. Creditors must complete KYC, tax forms, and verify claims for smooth transactions. 📝💸 FTX Trading Ltd. and the FTX Recovery Trust have announced the timeline for the next distribution of funds to creditors. Sunil, who acts as an FTX creditor, said that the next distribution record … Read more
What to know: Franklin Templeton has gallantly launched the first fully tokenized U.S. Treasury fund registered in Luxembourg. How avant-garde! 🎩 The U.S.-based version of the Franklin OnChain U.S. Government Money Fund has seduced $580 million of assets since its 2021 debut. Quite the charmer, isn’t it? 💸 This fund will be available to institutional … Read more
🚀🤯 Satellite Soars into the Stratosphere: Wingbits Aims to Outdo Flight Tracking Giants! 🚀 Satellite Soars into the Stratosphere: Wingbits Aims to Outdo Flight Tracking Giants! What to know: Wingbits, a blockchain-powered aviation data network, is launching a satellite with Spire Global on SpaceX’s Transporter-13 mission. The satellite will cross-check flight data provided by the … Read more
In a move that could only be described as audaciously bureaucratic, the DeFi platform MANTRA has been granted a Virtual Asset Service Provider (VASP) license by Dubai’s crypto czars. This, dear reader, is not just a piece of paper—it’s a golden ticket to the Wonka factory of virtual assets. With this newfound authority, MANTRA can … Read more
TL;DR Whales have splashed out on $400 million worth of XRP in the last two days, which could potentially drive upward pressure on the asset’s valuation. Growing anticipation for a spot XRP ETF, with SEC acknowledgment of filings from Grayscale, 21Shares, and Bitwise, could provide a major catalyst for future price movement. 🐳 Ripple Whales … Read more
So, hold onto your hats, folks! In 2024, while we were all trying to figure out TikTok dances, sanctioned regions collectively received a jaw-dropping $15.8 billion in cryptocurrency. Yep, that’s right, 39% of all those shady crypto transactions happened right under our noses. It’s like the adult version of a high-stakes poker game, but instead … Read more
“Solana’s Darkest Hour 🌑” Solana’s Darkest Hour 🌑 Ah, the pitiful state of Solana (SOL) – its market sentiment has sunk to the depths of despair, a monthly low, if you will. The on-chain intelligence platform Santiment has gathered the data, and it’s a dismal sight to behold. 📉 Investors, those lovable optimists, are now … Read more