Our dear friend Robert, the mastermind behind the wildly popular tome “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” has taken a bold leap into the crypto waters, adding more bitcoin to his treasure chest. This fella has educated millions on the fine art of financial independence, and now he’s putting his money where his mouth is, preparing for what he believes is a grand economic spectacle unfolding before our very eyes. 🎩📚
The Wall Street Journal, ever the keen observer of such intrigues, reports that this Eghbali registered his company with the California Secretary of State’s office in 2022, boldly listing himself as the chief executive in 2024. One can almost hear the chuckles of the financial elite at such audacity.
In the past month, Hedera has taken a nosedive of nearly 19%, following a brief flirtation with gains that lasted all of one week. Over the last six months, it has been on a steady downward spiral, plummeting about 40%—a true testament to the ongoing selling frenzy. Buyers, bless their hearts, have been struggling to regain any semblance of momentum, and their recovery attempts have been as feeble as a kitten trying to roar. The market remains steeped in bearish sentiment, leaving traders as cautious as a cat near a dog park.
Despite this little hiccup, DeFi Development has been throwing millions at SOL like it’s a hot new trend. But without more liquidity, they can’t build their dream stockpile. Talk about a buzzkill! 😩
Now, Coinbase has made it clear that trading FARTCOIN against the good ol’ U.S. dollar will be rolled out in phases, like a slow dance at a barn raising, once those liquidity conditions are met. So, keep your eyes peeled, folks! 👀
On this fateful day, June 11, the illustrious Whale Alert, our ever-watchful guardian of the blockchain, has unveiled a spectacle most extravagant: a staggering 3,165 BTC, valued at a jaw-dropping $347 million, has been whisked away to the hallowed halls of Coinbase in a mere two hours. One can only imagine the glee of these aquatic titans as they prepare to part with their treasures! 💰✨
According to a company press release, the proceeds will be used for “making investments in a manner consistent with GameStop’s Investment Policy.” Translation: they’re adding bitcoin as a treasury reserve asset. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a volatile cryptocurrency! 🤷♂️
“Ripple’s new tender offer suggests they are valuing the company at ~$30 billion. Meaning, if they were to file for an IPO (which they won’t), it would be the largest in history. Unreal!”
If the stars align and the gods of legislation smile upon this endeavor, the GENIUS Act might finally carve out a proper regulatory framework for stablecoins in these United States—a feat that would amuse perhaps only the most optimistic or the most tired of regulators. Until then, this is the first step in what promises to be a wild negotiation, akin to a ballroom dance where each partner tries to outwit the other, yet both secretly hope for a successful finish. 💃
It all kicked off with a rather blunt query—are meme coins a delightful distraction or a vapid joke? Monica, ever the optimist, declared many “outright scams”—what a kindly way of saying “pile of baloney”—yet admitted their speculative magic has somehow transformed into “real markets,” much like Peter Pan’s fairy dust landing everyone in a frenzy. She praised their role in building wallets and gathering developer minds, akin to Ethereum’s own 2016–2017 glory days—sweet nostalgia! 💡