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Over a cup of tea and a Bloomberg TV interview, Miss Kiani disclosed that the interest of the upper echelons of the financial world is indeed piqued, but their participation is of a cautious, almost reticent nature. MNNC Group, a quantitatively inclined digital asset investment firm, has observed a burgeoning demand for stablecoin acquisitions. Furthermore, the illustrious Fortune500 companies are seen dabbling in Bitcoin (BTC) or stablecoins, adorning their balance sheets with these modern trinkets. Meanwhile, whispers of blockchain infrastructure revolutionize the very fabric of internal data operations, heralding an epoch where speculative trading gives way to corporate embrace.

The Kobeissi Letter done went and noticed that economic policy uncertainty has reached its highest point since 2020. Circle April 2nd on your calendar, folks, it’s the day to watch – like awaitin’ the sunrise after a long, dark night 📆🌅

Picture, if you will, a portrait of Bitcoin’s 1-hour escapade, which illustrates our dear pixelated friend retreating dramatically from its lofty heights of $87,481. The ominous resistance near the $83,000 mark adds drama to the intrigue, while the steadfast support at $81,000 whispers sweet nothings to the weary trader. 🚧 Could it be that sellers are not merely dictating the current market dynamics, but engaging in a dance of despair? Traders might wish to don their best shorts during fleeting rallies, but remember to place those protective stops above recent peaks! A leap beyond $84,000 could just possibly hint at a revival of hope amidst the chaos.

Strategy, in its infinite wisdom, has acquired 22,048 Bitcoin (BTC) for $1.92 billion at an average price of approximately $86,969 per Bitcoin. That’s right, folks, they’re now sitting on over 528,000 Bitcoin, acquired for a cool $35.63 billion at an average price of $67,458 per BTC. Michael Saylor, the co-founder of Strategy, announced this in a March 31 X post, presumably while sipping a martini and laughing maniacally. 🍸

Michael Saylor, the company’s co-founder and self-appointed Bitcoin evangelist, took to Twitter to announce the purchase, casually dropping numbers that would make even Elon Musk blush. “$MSTR has acquired 22,048 BTC for ~$1.92 billion at ~$86,969 per bitcoin,” he tweeted, as if he were ordering a pizza instead of spending more money than the GDP of some small nations. 🍕

The company scooped up 22,048 BTC for $1.92 billion, or an average price of $86,969 per token, according to a Monday morning filing. Total holdings are now 528,185 bitcoin, purchased for a whopping $35.63 billion, with an average price of $67,458 per token.

Binance has cemented its position as the leading crypto exchange, but this dominance is not without its fair share of eyebrows being raised. 🧐 Market concentration, anyone? It’s enough to make a person wonder if we’re just trading one overlord for another. 😂

The upcoming Wednesday of woe brings with it the specter of tariffs, a scourge upon the global economy, threatening to unleash a maelstrom of trade wars upon the unsuspecting populace. A whopping 20% or more, a figure so daunting, it sends shivers down the spines of even the most intrepid traders. Twenty-five nations, held hostage by the whims of a single man 🌎.

But surprise, surprise! Artists worldwide aren’t laughing. In fact, they’re furious, inconsolable, and probably drafting strongly worded letters as we speak. They’ve united against the idea of AI bulldozing their decades of skill, hard work, and—oh, I don’t know—actual creativity. They’re calling out OpenAI for a feature that might as well be labeled “How to Steal Art 101, Now With Added Pixels.”

After months of anticipation, the Fuse community is finally getting its moment in the sun. With the Ember testnet live, there’s plenty of work to be done, and a ton of tech to explore. To sweeten the deal, Fuse is offering a hefty 3.9M FUSE through the Builder Grant Program. So, if you create something cool, innovative, and useful, you might just hit the jackpot. 💰