TL;DR In a world where crypto seems as stable as a cat on a hot tin roof, our old friend DOGE still has a glimmer of hope for a spectacular comeback, according to the ever-optimistic Ali Martinez. But, and it’s a big but, this canine coin must keep its paws firmly planted above a certain … Read more
Ah, the crypto market, that delightful rollercoaster of despair and occasional euphoria! While the broader scene resembles a rather dreary tea party where no one wants to sip their Earl Grey, there are a few sprightly projects still dancing about with significant network activity. How charming! Enter Ondo (ONDO), the native token of the Ondo … Read more
Crypto Drama: Did Someone Say Scam? Bybit CEO Labels Pi Network a Scam, Citing Official Police Warning What to know: Bybit’s CEO cited a 2023 Chinese police warning that Pi Network is a scam targeting elderly people. The project’s referral scheme and “token lock-up ” offering are similar to crypto Ponzi schemes Bitconnect and Hex. … Read more
In a rather disheartening revelation, the esteemed CEO of Bybit, Ben Zhou, took to the digital stage on a Friday, a day typically reserved for leisure, to announce the unfortunate fate of his crypto exchange. It appears that a staggering $1.5 billion has vanished into the ether—quite literally!—leaving the firm bereft of a significant portion … Read more
So, here we are, folks. Base, the layer-2 network from Coinbase, which was supposed to be the next big thing, is now in a bit of a pickle. I mean, it had a strong debut, right? But now? It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck. 🚂💥 According to some fancy analytics from IntoTheBlock, the Base … Read more
“Crypto’s Largest Heist: North Korea, $1.5B, and Oh, ‘Blind Signing’ Madness! 🚨🤯” Crypto’s Largest Heist: North Korea, $1.5B, and Oh, ‘Blind Signing’ Madness! 🚨🤯 What to know: Arkham asserted that the Lazarus Group, infamous North Korean hackers, orchestrated the $1.5 billion crypto heist, according to ZackXBT. 🕵️♂️ The culprit? A sinister little trick called “Blind … Read more
Oh, gather ’round, dear friends, for a tale of woe and wonder in the wacky world of cryptocurrency! It seems that our beloved BTC has taken a nosedive, plummeting faster than a goose on roller skates—over four thousand dollars since its peak! Can you believe it? 💸 And what’s this? The altcoins are joining the … Read more
What to know: In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, early gains in cryptos and crypto-related stocks were rudely interrupted by a $1.5 billion Bybit hack. Ouch! 💥 As if that wasn’t enough, U.S. stocks decided to join the party and took a nosedive, putting even more pressure on crypto. Talk about a … Read more
Ah, the esteemed financial regulator, that grand institution of oversight, seems to be loosening its grip, as if it were a weary old man untying his shoelaces after a long day of chasing after errant crypto companies. Yet, lo and behold! Those with deadlines looming like dark clouds on the horizon still find themselves in … Read more
In a twist of fate, the SEC has chosen to wave goodbye to its lawsuit against Coinbase, a triumph for the crypto realm. Coinbase, with a wink, calls for regulations that are as clear as a mountain stream, to nurture innovation and let the market blossom. Ah, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), in … Read more