TL:DR Ali Martinez, the crypto oracle of our time, has conjured up some rather optimistic scenarios for DOGE and XRP, hinting at a potential 25% price leap. 🎉 But hold your horses! The Ripple landscape looks a tad ominous, according to another crystal ball reading. 🔮 #Dogecoin $DOGE might just be on the brink of … Read more
What to Know: Onramp hitched up with Arch to offer bitcoin-backed loans. Yup, loans funded by hope and golden dreams. 🤑 The service lets you stay married to your BTC while flirting with liquidity. 😏 No taxable headaches—just your BTC doing all the heavy lifting like the real MVP. 💪 Well butter my biscuit, I … Read more
Well, well, well! It seems that over the last three weeks, our dear friend Bitcoin (BTC) has decided to go on a little adventure, leaving the S&P 500 in its digital dust. As of February 17, the correlation between the two has plummeted to a staggering zero. Yes, you heard that right—BTC has completely decoupled … Read more
Welcome to the CoinDesk Indices daily gossip column, where we spill the tea on the crypto drama! ☕️ So, the CoinDesk 20 is strutting its stuff at a dazzling 3245.42, up a cheeky 1.3% (+40.73) since 4 p.m. ET on Wednesday. Who knew numbers could be so flirty? 💃 And guess what? A whopping 18 … Read more
What to know: Ah, the Pi Network’s native PI token, a marvel of modern finance, once flaunted a fully diluted value (FDV) of a staggering $195 billion! 💰 It made its grand entrance at $1.70 at the stroke of 09:00 UTC, danced up to $2.00, then promptly lost half its value faster than a jester’s … Read more
What to know: Apparently, a lack of regulation is putting the brakes on stablecoin use in the U.S. 🚦 S&P predicts that once the regulatory fog clears, adoption will skyrocket! 🚀 New rules could turn the stablecoin world upside down—hold onto your hats! 🎩 In a stunning revelation that will shock absolutely no one, S&P … Read more
What to know: In a rather audacious move, SynFutures has unveiled Synthia, an AI agent that can flit about trading venues and DeFi like a socialite at a soirée. This product will be rolled out in three phases, the first of which can handle basic language inputs—because who needs complexity when you can just say … Read more
So, it turns out that since Donald Trump strutted into the White House like he owned the place (which, let’s be honest, he kind of does), Bitcoin has been breaking records like a teenager on TikTok. And guess who’s taking credit? That’s right, our favorite orange enigma himself! 🍊 In a shocking twist, he’s decided … Read more
Ah, mes chers amis, le Bitcoin, ce noble chevalier, se trouve dans un balancement délicat entre acheteurs et vendeurs, tel un funambule sur son fil, laissant planer le doute sur ses futures aventures pécuniaires. 🤔 Le marché, tel un acteur en proie à des fluctuations mineures, réclame une activité de trading accrue pour déterminer la … Read more
What to know: By Francisco Rodrigues (All times ET unless indicated otherwise) Oh, the crypto traders! They’re like a bunch of tightrope walkers, wobbling and swaying after Wednesday’s FOMC minutes revealed that the Fed is playing it cool, holding rates steady until inflation decides to behave itself. They even talked about pausing or slowing down … Read more