Well, well, well! Gather ’round, my darlings, for today’s tale of woe involves the illustrious CoinDesk 20! You would think they were on their way to a grand ball, but instead, they’ve pumped their tiny feet right into a quagmire of losses! 🥴 The CoinDesk 20 is currently twirling down the charts at 2822.97, down … Read more
Georgia, in its infinite wisdom, proposes yet another bill for the state treasurer to splurge on Bitcoin. As the crypto bandwagon rolls on, more states join the Bitcoin bonanza. Georgia, ever the trendsetter, has doubled down on its Bitcoin binge by introducing a second reserve bill. The state treasurer is poised to become the cryptocurrency’s … Read more
A $1 billion Bitcoin move—a bold ballet of AI ambition and digital daring by Rezolve Ai, waltzing toward a crypto-powered payment utopia. 💃🪙 Rezolve Ai, in what one might call a flirtation with the future, unveils its $1 billion Bitcoin treasury program. Beginning with a modest (by Bitcoin billionaire standards) $100 million, the company brazenly … Read more
What to know: By Anton Chekhov (All times ET unless indicated otherwise) 🌊 The crypto market is a sea of red, with bitcoin trading at three-month lows under $88,000 and the CoinDesk 20 Index down more than 10% in 24 hours. There are several catalysts for the swoon, including risk-off sentiment in traditional markets and … Read more
🤔📉 Bitcoin‘s Bizarre Binge: The Crypto Craze That Won’t Quit! 🤯 Social Engagement Soars for Bitcoin and These Altcoins Amid Market Crash As I wandered through the desolate landscape of the crypto market, a lone beacon of attention caught my eye: the insipid fascination with Bitcoin, Raydium, and Frax. Their social media presence was a … Read more
SEC closes Robinhood Crypto investigation with no charges, highlighting regulatory clarity challenges in digital assets. OMG, you’ll never guess what just happened! The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has officially closed its investigation into Robinhood Crypto (RHC) without taking any action. The SEC’s Enforcement Division notified Robinhood Crypto through an official letter on February … Read more
In a turn of events that could only be described as a plot twist worthy of a second-rate novel, our dear friend Bitcoin (BTC) has been engaged in a rather tedious tango of consolidation for the past 90 days, flitting about in the narrow confines of $91,000 to $102,000. Analysts at the esteemed crypto exchange … Read more
TL;DR The SEC finally noticed Grayscale’s application for a Cardano ETF, which is kind of a big deal. 🥳 They’re also trying to turn their XRP Trust into an ETF because, why not? You might as well gamble on 74% odds before 2025. 🎰 The Chances Are Rising In a world swirling with financial rumors … Read more
Pump.fun’s AMM may reduce Raydium’s trading volume by up to 50%. The movement strengthens Pump.fun’s impact on Solana’s memecoin space. Pump.fun, the wildly popular Solana-based memecoin launchpad, is reportedly building an internal automated market maker (AMM). This disruption could shake up Raydium’s reign as the go-to decentralized exchange for memecoins. The news, first reported by … Read more
What you ought to ponder: It appears the brave traders are diving into the pool of Bitcoin as it takes a slide, as observed by Kraken. The long-short ratio—also known as the “hope meter”—has wandered up to an exquisite 0.8 on the exchange. In the dimly lit world of cryptocurrency, traders have discovered an unyielding … Read more