“Bitcoin Takes a Nosedive: Hacks, Tariffs & Oh, Inflation! 📉😂” Bitcoin Takes a Nosedive: Hacks, Tariffs & Oh, Inflation! 📉😂 In the vast, relentless ocean of capitalism, where dreams are traded faster than the winds can whisper, Bitcoin—our digital miracle worker—has been struck down, battered by the ferocious waves of human folly. This week, it … Read more
Ah, behold the illustrious Multicoin, a crypto investment firm that has decided to sprinkle a delightful $8 million into the whimsical world of GEOD tokens! Yes, dear reader, a capital injection so grand it could make even the most stoic of wallets quiver with excitement. Enter Geodnet, a sprightly newcomer from the bustling DePIN sector, … Read more
What to know: In a rather dramatic twist of fate, Mavryk Dynamics has managed to raise a staggering $5.2 million to propel its layer-1 network into the realm of real-world asset ownership and DeFi. Who knew money could grow on trees? 🌳💸 The investment round was led by a consortium of financial wizards: Ghaf Capital, … Read more
Montana lawmakers voted 41-59 against letting Bitcoin into state reserves. Lawmakers rejected the bill due to concerns about its volatility and taxpayer risk. In the grand theater of Montana’s legislature, the curtain fell on House Bill 429, a bill that dared to dream of Bitcoin, stablecoins, and precious metals dancing together in the state’s financial … Read more
В последний пятницу Bybit потерпел значительное нападение, потеряв 401K ETH, что составляет около $1.4 млрд, в одном из крупнейших краж криптовалют в истории. Атака была в основном связана с группой Lazarus, связанной с Северной Кореей, известной своим участием в нескольких высокопрофильных кражах криптовалют. Несмотря на нападение, Bybit быстро пополнил свою ликвидность ETH через другие биржи … Read more
So, here’s the deal: Solana (SOL) decided to play the downward spiral game, slipping beneath $140 like a clumsy contestant in a dance-off, all thanks to a crypto correction, whale tantrums, and a sprinkling of bad luck. But wait! With its RSI feeling a little too low at 15.9, some cheeky optimists are saying this … Read more
What to know: The Nasdaq exchange decided it was time to have a chat with the SEC about listing shares of the Grayscale Polkadot Trust (DOT) — because who wouldn’t want to trade shares of something that sounds like a futuristic vegetable? Grayscale, feeling particularly ambitious, has also boldly ventured forth to transform its XRP … Read more
Well, well, well! Gather ’round, my darlings, for today’s tale of woe involves the illustrious CoinDesk 20! You would think they were on their way to a grand ball, but instead, they’ve pumped their tiny feet right into a quagmire of losses! 🥴 The CoinDesk 20 is currently twirling down the charts at 2822.97, down … Read more
Georgia, in its infinite wisdom, proposes yet another bill for the state treasurer to splurge on Bitcoin. As the crypto bandwagon rolls on, more states join the Bitcoin bonanza. Georgia, ever the trendsetter, has doubled down on its Bitcoin binge by introducing a second reserve bill. The state treasurer is poised to become the cryptocurrency’s … Read more
A $1 billion Bitcoin move—a bold ballet of AI ambition and digital daring by Rezolve Ai, waltzing toward a crypto-powered payment utopia. 💃🪙 Rezolve Ai, in what one might call a flirtation with the future, unveils its $1 billion Bitcoin treasury program. Beginning with a modest (by Bitcoin billionaire standards) $100 million, the company brazenly … Read more