Why Michael Saylor’s 21 Bitcoin Truths Might Just Make You Laugh, Cry, or Buy BTC 🤑

Our dear Michael, ever the enthusiast, unveiled his “21 Truths of Bitcoin.” Why 21, you ask? Because the maximum number of Bitcoin coins is 21 million — a figure which sounds a bit like a cosmic lottery number, or the exact amount of cups of coffee Saylor needs to maintain his bullish stance. Each truth is a testament to BTC’s holiness in the eyes of its devotees, with Saylor confidently planted in the front pew.

Is Bitcoin Done With Its Dramatic Drama? Economist Says End Is Near!

Earlier this month, when Bitcoin briefly decided to dive into a pit of despair (we’ve all been there), Peterson thought it’d dip down to $73,000 before coming back like a champ. But surprise! Since then, Bitcoin’s been like, “Nah, I’m staying over $80,000.” It’s been as stubborn as a toddler with a candy bar. Meanwhile, the global drama of U.S.-China trade tensions hasn’t really knocked Bitcoin off its path—guess that’s the power of cryptocurrency… or maybe just a great PR campaign. 🙃

Kraken’s Bold Move: BNB Joins the Party! 🎉

Once this digital darling is listed, BNB will prance about in the trading arena against a motley crew of pairs, including USD, EUR, USDC, and USDT. However, dear users in certain jurisdictions, do keep your eyes peeled for the fine print—local regulations may just rain on your crypto parade.

Arizona’s Crypto Adventure: Will It Be a Goldmine or a Fool’s Errand? 💰🤔

Picture this: the state treasurer, a figure who might as well be a modern-day alchemist, poised to manage a treasure trove of seized digital assets. With a flick of the wrist, or perhaps a click of the mouse, this treasurer could invest a daring 10% of the fund each year in the wild world of digital assets. And if that doesn’t tickle your fancy, they could even loan out these assets, all while tiptoeing around the minefield of financial risk. It’s like trying to dance on a tightrope while juggling flaming torches—what could possibly go wrong? 🔥