Adding to the farce, Pi Network’s correlation with Bitcoin stands at a defiant -0.11. Astonishing, isn’t it? While Bitcoin is approaching $100,000 and the crypto champagne flows, PI clings grimly to its life raft, going wherever Bitcoin distinctly doesn’t. Lemmings, meet cliff. 💸
But wait, there’s more! (There’s always more.) This partnership isn’t just about slapping logos on shirts and hoping someone’s nan invests in Dogecoin. No, according to them, FC Basel and Bitpanda are embarking on a joint journey into the magical land of “digital fan engagement initiatives, creative content formats, and broader strategic projects.”
A mysterious creature—let’s call it Cumberland, as the story goes—dragged 23,733 ETH (that’s $43.2 million, for those without a calculator) from the Coinbase caves. Whales don’t do this because they’re bored. Maybe they felt a twinkle of faith? Maybe they just wanted fewer prying eyes tracking their oversized, flipper-prints. The market watched, half-hopeful, half-skeptical, like a man watching his last dollar on a roulette wheel.
Circle, guardian of the enigmatic USDC—far more than mere numbers, a trembling $62 billion mosaic—has bent its trajectory toward sun-soaked Abu Dhabi. In the labyrinthine corridors of the Financial Services Regulatory Authority, echoes resound: an in-principle nod, cryptic in its assurance, has loosened the gates ever so slightly for this ambitiously wheeling caravan to ply … Read more
Monday alone accounted for $591.2 million of fresh capital. And guess what? All this wealth was siphoned from the competition. Fidelity’s FBTC? $86.9 million gone. Bitwise’s BITB? A mere $21.1 million slipped through their fingers. And poor ARK’s ARKB? A stunning $226.3 million vanished without a trace.
This token moonlights as more than just a pretty face for trading. MultiBank Group has woven $MBG deep into their ecosystem like secret sauce:
Behold, the youthful generation of America — ever so cognizant, nay, bewitched by these digital chimeras! A study, as reported in the Millennial Shopping Habits: Trend Report of the year 2025, doth declare that 42% have exchanged goods for crypto tokens. Eight percent seize every opportunity, whilst fourteen enjoy a dalliance now and then — as fickle as the springtime breeze.
At this writing, the regal SOL sits delicately at $148, having taken a minor nosedive of nearly 2%—a tremor caused by the capricious humors of the broader market, forever dancing to the tune of uncertainty.
Meanwhile, Ark and 21Shares’ ARKB decided to go in the opposite direction, pulling in a lovely $226.3 million in outflows. Nothing like losing a quarter of a billion to keep things exciting. Fidelity’s FBTC wasn’t much better, shedding a modest $86.9 million. Truly, a dramatic reversal of fortune, wouldn’t you say? 😅
Regardez donc cette bataille épique : BlackRock s’impose avec ses 970 millions, pendant qu’Ark tire la langue avec ses 200 millions envolés comme feuilles mortes. Mardi matin en Asie, notre BTC ne cède pas sous les 94 000 écus, un rempart que, franchi, pourrait le porter jusqu’aux cieux du 100 000.
Quant à XRP, Ether (ETH), Cardano avec son ADA, et le BNB du BNB Chain, tous demeurent figés comme statues, tandis que Solana, pauvre Solana, perd 2%. Ah! Monero (XMR) se prit un vol terrible de 8,5%, après une montée folle de 40% la veille, grâce à l’opération mystérieuse d’un hacker qui échangea 330 millions en BTC contre ce fantomatique jeton, comme l’a révélé le célèbre détective des blockchains ZachXBT.