What to know: In a twist of fate, Binance‘s czar, CZ, has suggested that Bybit freeze withdrawals after a rather unfortunate $1.5 billion hack. Who knew money could vanish faster than a magician’s rabbit? 🐇✨ “I’ll provide any assistance if needed,” CZ added, probably while sipping a cup of coffee and contemplating the absurdity of … Read more
Sam Bankman-Fried, the erstwhile crypto prodigy now cloaked in the ignominy of fraud, seems to have discovered a novel asset class: the fickle whims of political fortune. 🎰 Once a darling of Democratic coffers, the former FTX maestro now serenades the Department of Justice, the judiciary, and the very machinery that ensnared him in one … Read more
Ah, the U.S. and its love-hate relationship with staking. For too long, we’ve been the awkward kid at the global crypto party, standing in the corner while Switzerland and Canada show off their staking moves. And now, just 30 days into the Trump Administration, staking is suddenly the belle of the ball, mentioned in Congressional … Read more
Lo! The PRIME Chain, a triumphant creation, thrives under the vigilant watch of over 130 noble stake pool operators. Behold! The NEXUS, VECTOR, and Reactor Bridge, promising a seamless tapestry of cross-chain activities. Apex Fusion, the visionary architect of digital realms, has unveiled its esteemed blockchain tapestry alongside its princely token, AP3X. Lo and behold, … Read more
In the great continent of Africa, a publicly traded company named Altvest Capital Limited has made a historic leap of faith, joining the Bitcoin bandwagon. Aye, they’ve added this cryptic cryptocurrency to their treasure trove, a move as groundbreaking as an olive tree in Salinas! Bitcoin in the Treasury: A Cunning Strategy! Why Bitcoin, you … Read more
“Société Générale’s Bold Euro Launch: A Tale of Blockchain, Bureaucracy & Banter” Société Générale’s Bold Euro Launch: A Tale of Blockchain, Bureaucracy & Banter SG-Forge just birthed EURCV, a MiCA-compliant euro-backed stablecoin on Stellar. Picture it: secure, lightning-fast, and dirt-cheap digital euro transactions… unlike your last vacation budget. 💸✨ SG-Forge, a child of Société Générale … Read more
Ah, mesdames et messieurs! What a week it has been in the realm of cryptocurrency! A veritable comedy of errors, if you will! 🎭 Our dear Bitcoin, that capricious creature, flirted with the enchanting figure of $99,000 last Friday, only to be met by the ferocious bears, who declared, “Not today, my friend!” 🐻 The … Read more
What to know: Blockchain data reveals $1.4 billion has vanished into the crypto void, with $200 million liquidated on decentralized exchanges. Truly a magician’s act! 🪄 Bybit CEO Ben Zhou confirmed that the exchange’s Ethereum cold wallet was compromised. Ouch. Ether tanks 4%—a little meltdown to spice up your portfolio drama. 📉 Once upon a … Read more
Pray, What to Know: On this fateful Friday, the prices of cryptocurrencies have taken a most unfortunate tumble, as the esteemed exchange Bybit finds itself embroiled in a most distressing security incident. Our dear Bitcoin (BTC) has plummeted to a woeful $97,000, whilst the ever-volatile ether (ETH) has slipped nearly 4%, descending below the $2,700 … Read more
In a most audacious endeavor, KuCoin EU has sought the esteemed MiCAR license in the land of Austria, aiming to unfurl its wings across Europe. This hub, nestled in the heart of Vienna, shall oversee the delicate dance of compliance and innovation in the realm of digital assets. Ah, the illustrious KuCoin, a titan among … Read more