Oh, darling, it seems our dear Bitcoin (BTC) has taken a rather unfortunate tumble, slipping below the $80,000 threshold for the first time in nearly four months. How positively tragic! Market analysts are whispering sweet nothings about further calamities awaiting us this weekend. 😱 Enter Arthur Hayes, the illustrious co-founder and former CEO of the … Read more
Ah, Bitcoin! The darling of the digital age, which has recently taken a nosedive that would make even the most seasoned acrobat blush. Large red candles are popping up like unsightly mushrooms after a rain, indicating a bearish momentum that could make a bull weep. If the market doesn’t pull itself together soon, we might … Read more
Story Highlights In a delightful turn of fiscal acumen, Ukraine dangles a 5-10% crypto tax to fuel its budget and military ambitions. Public opinion seems to agree: just 5% on our beloved crypto earnings? How generous! And wait, there’s more! A thrilling 23% tax for those mysterious undocumented crypto holdings. In a rather significant development—if … Read more
😱 Oh, hello there! CoinDesk Indices is here to give you the latest dish on the crypto market. 🍽️ The CoinDesk 20 is currently trading at 2612.03, down 3.2% (-86.41) since 4 p.m. ET on Thursday. 📉 One of 20 assets are trading higher. 🎉 But don’t get too excited, because it’s only two of … Read more
What to know: Solana (SOL) futures will launch on March 17, pending regulatory approval. (Because who doesn’t love a good cliffhanger?) Contracts will be cash-settled and based on CME CF Solana-Dollar Reference Rate. (Just don’t ask me what that means.) SOL futures join CME’s crypto product suite, which includes bitcoin and ether derivatives. (Because why … Read more
In the grueling theater of the cryptocurrency endeavor, where fortunes rise and fall with the whimsy of markets, there lies our poor Ripple, dangling precariously over the chasm of despair! What a scene it is! The bell tolls, $3 is lost; the market holds its breath, teetering at the $2 cliff, waiting for some audacious … Read more
The Crypto Space Isn’t Meant For Humans: AI-Friendly Is The New Instruction By Sandra Grabowiec In 2014, when Web3 was introduced by Ethereum co-founder Gavin Wood, it was seen as the true next step in the internet’s development. This new version offered a decentralized, user-focused environment where individuals could regain control over their data, money, … Read more
Story Highlights Whispers in the digital wind suggest the SEC might just drop the Ripple case in a week. If the SEC decides to play nice, XRP could rocket to a staggering $10! Investors are on the edge of their seats, popcorn in hand, waiting for the SEC’s next act. Ah, the delightful world of … Read more
Crypto Craze: Boerse Stuttgart & DekaBank Team Up for Institutional Clients 🤯 Crypto Craze: Boerse Stuttgart & DekaBank Team Up for Institutional Clients What to know: DekaBank will provide crypto trading services to institutional clients through Boerse Stuttgart Digital. Because, you know, institutional clients are always a fun bunch 😜 The partnership leverages Boerse Stuttgart … Read more
TL;DR Whales accumulated 110,000 ETH during the recent dip, signaling a possible price revival. Despite the market crash, many analysts remain optimistic, with some envisioning a new ATH for ETH in the following months. Is It Finally Time for a Pump? The cryptocurrency sector has witnessed a severe decline in the past few days, with … Read more