Ah, Thorchain! A decentralized exchange protocol that once promised the moon and stars, now finds itself in a rather sticky situation, akin to a cat caught in a tree. Key developers are abandoning ship faster than you can say “illicit funds,” all due to a delightful little disagreement over how to deal with the unsavory … Read more
TL;DR So, Ronaldinho, that samba king of kicks, just let the crypto world know: “Nope, not my tokens!” And let’s not forget his previous escapade in the “18kRonaldinho” scam where investors lost over $60 million—thanks for the memories, Ronny! ‘Eyes Peeled for Fake Meme Coins!’ Welcome to the meme coin circus! 🎪 Just when you … Read more
Story Highlights Dunamu, in a fit of legal bravado, takes on FIU over sanctions on Upbit, hoping to turn the tide. FIU, in a show of authority, has benched Dunamu for three months and given CEO Lee Seok-woo a stern talking-to. Dunamu, not one to back down, is asking the court to hit the pause … Read more
Ce qu’il faut savoir : Les protocoles DeFi pourraient surpasser au second semestre de 2025, selon la recherche Kaiko. L’administration Trump pourrait apporter la clarté réglementaire longtemps nécessaire à ces projets. Kaiko a souligné le potentiel des jetons individuels tels que UNI, ONDO et AAVE. Le Bitcoin (BTC) a volé la vedette au reste du … Read more
What to know: In a move that could only be described as “Trumpian,” DTTM Operations has filed a trademark with the USPTO, hinting at a possible foray into the world of non-fungible tokens (NFTs) and a metaverse platform. Who knew digital art could be so… presidential? The trademark application is a veritable buffet of blockchain-based … Read more
In a delightful twist of fate, the illustrious Joseph Lubin, co-founder of Ethereum and the grand poobah of Consensys, has triumphantly announced that his company and the ever-watchful US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) have reached a rather amicable agreement to dismiss the securities enforcement case that had been looming over the beloved MetaMask like … Read more
Ah, dear reader, this week in the grand theatre of cryptocurrency, we witnessed two rather tragicomic acts: the lamentable decline of asset prices and the SEC’s rather theatrical retreat from its enforcement “mania.” 🎭 On the first act: Bitcoin, that once-mighty titan, which had gallantly ascended from a mere $70,000 post-election, has now plummeted with … Read more
TL;DR Ali Martinez, the oracle of crypto, whispers that SHIB might find solace at a meager $0.0000094. Yet, should it soar above $0.00001461, a jubilant 230% price rally could ensue, like a phoenix from the ashes! SHIB’s Freefall Could Stop Here The realm of meme coins has been a veritable graveyard of losses, a tragicomedy … Read more
What to know: In a twist of fate, BlackRock has sprinkled a pinch of the iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) into its model portfolio. A mere 1% to 2% allocation, but what a spectacle! Behold, for the first time, the grand BlackRock has graced IBIT with its presence in a model. Could this be the dawn … Read more
What to know: Bitcoin, bless its digital soul, took a little bounce Friday. The Crypto Fear & Greed Index, however, still whispers tales of the 2022 bear market 😭. Weekends are like a bad hangover for crypto. Not a good time to be holding your breath 🤢. Maybe, just maybe, the bad news is already … Read more