Why Are Investors Throwing Money at Bitcoin ETFs Like It’s a Black Friday Sale? 🤑

What to know: Institutional investors have decided that tripling their holdings of spot bitcoin ETFs in Q4 2024 is the new black, reaching a staggering $38.7B, according to SEC filings. 💸 Major funds, including Wisconsin’s pension board (because who doesn’t want to retire in style?) and Paul Tudor Jones’ hedge fund, have significantly boosted their … Read more

Hong Kong Eyes Blockchain for Gold Tokenization

🚨 Blockchain Gold Rush: Hong Kong’s Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant 🤑 Hong Kong Eyes Blockchain for Gold Tokenization Hong Kong, in a bold move to stay afloat in the global financial market, has decided to cling to the blockchain bandwagon like a drowning man to a piece of flotsam. In a desperate attempt to … Read more

Binance US: The Comeback of the Century! 🎉💰

Well, folks, hold onto your wallets! The US branch of the world’s biggest crypto circus, Binance, has decided to dust off its dollar services after a three-year snooze fest! 💤💵 In a shocking twist that nobody saw coming (except maybe your grandma), they announced today that as of February 19, the greenback is back in … Read more

Rogue Ethereum Blockchain Hookups You Won’t Believe Exist 🤑

What to know: Orderly’s merry band of market makers (think crypto musketeers) includes Wintermute, Selini, and Riverside, as per the omniscient press release. Monad’s testnet is launching Wednesday—expect airdrops galore and possibly the blockchain equivalent of winning a golden ticket. 🚀 Once upon a blockchain, Monad, a sprightly Ethereum Virtual Machine (EVM) layer-1 platform, decided … Read more

Fold Holdings’ Bitcoin Balance: A Wall Street Saga

What to know: Fold Holdings, the bitcoin rewards app, made its Wall Street debut via a SPAC merger with FTAC Emerald Acquisition Corp. Fold now joins the ranks of publicly traded companies with bitcoin on their balance sheets, boasting a whopping 1,000 BTC worth $96 million. FLD shares experienced a rollercoaster ride, surging 30% before … Read more

The Return of the USD: Binance.US Breaks Free from Financial Strangulation!

What to know: Binance.US customers can once again deposit and withdraw USD using bank transfer (ACH) and trade over 160 cryptocurrencies. The firm’s ability to handle USD deposits and withdrawals was choked out of existence under the previous Biden administration. Well, well, well, if it isn’t our dear friend Binance.US resurrecting like a financial phoenix! … Read more

Wintermute’s U.S. Expansion: A Crypto Cold Front?

What to know: Wintermute, the crypto market maker that’s not exactly a household name, is setting up shop in New York. 🗽 They’re bringing over-the-counter (OTC) trading products and a whole lot of optimism about Trump’s regulatory changes. 🤷‍♂️ Wintermute, the crypto liquidity provider that’s been making waves in the crypto world, is finally making … Read more

Crypto Trader Makes $109 Million Sniping TRUMP: The Wildest Coin Launch Ever! 💰🚀

So, here’s the scoop: Bubblemaps, in a totally not suspicious partnership with YouTube’s own Sherlock Holmes of crypto, Stephen Findeisen (a.k.a. Coffeezilla), has fingered a mysterious crypto trader named Naseem as the possible mastermind behind a jaw-dropping $100 million profit from the TRUMP meme coin. Yes, you heard that right—TRUMP. Because nothing says “serious investment” … Read more