Despite what your grandma says about “putting money under the mattress,” crypto investors kept their hats on and their wallets open. On Friday, April 25, bitcoin and ether ETFs wrapped the week like they were auditioning for a Vegas magic show—poof! $379.99 million appeared out of thin air (or maybe thin wallets) in bitcoin ETFs alone.
It seems that Dogecoin, the currency with the bark but also the bite, has decided to shake off its lazy days and go for a brisk run up the hill of price action. With each new surge, the ever-popular meme coin inches closer to key resistance levels. And if you believe the market whisperers, there’s a rather delightful “bullish crossover” on the charts, which is about as promising as a dog finding a never-ending supply of treats.
The original meme king, Dogecoin, just had a cheeky 12% bump last week. It hit over $0.19 briefly—oh, the excitement. Now, a bunch of crypto gurus are out here with predictions that could make you reconsider your life choices, but only if a few stars align.
On a day marked by the calendar as April 28, a proclamation was made: these digital chevaliers, seeing fit to join forces, vowed to spread their arcane knowledge from the bustling streets of Delhi to the sacred ghats of Varanasi, thus planting the seeds of blockchain among the masses, as though sowing a field destined for a remarkable harvest.
Technical geeks—and yes, top analyst Ali Martinez is apparently one of them—are geeking out over Solana’s “textbook cup and handle” pattern. Translation? If Solana was a coffee cup, it’s about to spill some serious gains. This classic chart pattern usually means “get ready for liftoff,” but remember, sometimes charts lie like your mate who says they’re five minutes away.⌛️
Imagine, if you will, a liquid ballet where $140 billion in USDT pirouettes gracefully with XRP, sans the ungainly crutches of wrapped tokens or the dentists of third-party bridges—quite the feat, wouldn’t you say?
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Crypto ETFs are back at it, and boy, did they make waves last week. As bitcoin and ether buzzed with energy, ETF inflows surged like an unexpected viral TikTok dance.
After months where these funds looked more deserted than a sidewalk on a snow day, this tiny inflow looks like a faint signal that maybe—just maybe—institutions are dusting off their wallets and thinking, “Hey, what if this crypto thing isn’t doomed?” The larger crypto market seems to have pulled itself off the floor, and ETH’s standing there brushing dirt off its shoes.
Lookonchain, the eternal chronicler of digital whispers, broadcasted on the 28th of April that a billion tokens had been born anew. Since the last January 29, the still hands of Tether have crafted 12 billion such coins on this very network—an industrial scale, relentless and unceasing.
Fast forward to April 27, 2025, and these folks are holding a mind-boggling 553,333 Bitcoins. Total tab? A staggering $37.9 billion, at an average price that makes your bank account weep: $68,459 per coin. Saylor’s love affair with Bitcoin treasury policy is basically the corporate version of a rom-com—but with way more crypto and a lot less heartbreak. 💔