Bybit Hack Sparks Crypto Comedy: Billion-Dollar Blunder 🀯

What to know: Blockchain data reveals $1.4 billion has vanished into the crypto void, with $200 million liquidated on decentralized exchanges. Truly a magician’s act! πŸͺ„ Bybit CEO Ben Zhou confirmed that the exchange’s Ethereum cold wallet was compromised. Ouch. Ether tanks 4%β€”a little meltdown to spice up your portfolio drama. πŸ“‰ Once upon a … Read more

Crypto Catastrophe: The $1.4B Bybit Hack That Left Bitcoin and Ether in Tears! πŸ˜±πŸ’Έ

Pray, What to Know: On this fateful Friday, the prices of cryptocurrencies have taken a most unfortunate tumble, as the esteemed exchange Bybit finds itself embroiled in a most distressing security incident. Our dear Bitcoin (BTC) has plummeted to a woeful $97,000, whilst the ever-volatile ether (ETH) has slipped nearly 4%, descending below the $2,700 … Read more

Costa Rica’s Crypto Adventure: A Comedy of Errors and Bitcoin

What to know: Costa Rica’s largest commercial bank is launching a bitcoin ETF. πŸŽ‰ It’s the first crypto investment vehicle from Costa Rica’s banking sector. 🏦 The country doesn’t have any formal crypto legislation. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ In a move that could only be described as both audacious and slightly bewildering, the state-owned Banco Nacional (BN), the … Read more

Crypto Catastrophe: Bybit’s $1.5B Heist Leaves Bitcoin Shivering in Fear! πŸ˜‚πŸ’Έ

In a twist worthy of a theatrical farce, the digital realm has been rocked by whispers of calamity! The illustrious Bybit, a titan among crypto exchanges, has reportedly been breached, with a staggering $1.5 billion in virtual treasures spirited away into the ether. Yes, you heard it rightβ€”$1.5 billion! That’s enough to buy a small … Read more

Crypto Drama: Bybit’s Liquidation Shenanigans Unveiled! πŸ’°πŸ˜‚

What to know: Bybit is now serving up real-time liquidation data updates faster than a speeding bulletβ€”every 500 milliseconds! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ This move is like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, responding to traders and institutions yelling for transparency! πŸŽ©πŸ‡ So, hold onto your hats, folks! Major cryptocurrency exchange Bybit has decided to … Read more