Crypto Golfers Tee Off with Bizarre Token Scheme, Bulgakov Weeps πŸ˜‚

What to know: πŸ€” LinksDAO, a crypto golf club, is launching its own community token, LINKS, to fund course acquisitions. πŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’° They plan to partially own Hillcrest, a Donald Ross-designed course in Kansas City. πŸŒοΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ† In a move that would make Mikhail Bulgakov roll in his grave, the crypto golf club LinksDAO is launching its … Read more

Unbelievable! Solo Miner Strikes Gold with $310K Bitcoin Block Win! πŸ’°πŸ˜²

In a twist of fate that could only be penned by the hand of destiny itself, a solitary Bitcoin miner, perhaps fueled by the spirit of a thousand caffeinated squirrels, has triumphantly unearthed Block 883,181, pocketing a staggering reward of approximately $310,000! πŸŽ‰ This intrepid soul, operating in splendid isolation, without the comforting embrace of … Read more

Fireblocks Cozies Up to Sony’s Soneium: Crypto Custody Shenanigans! πŸ€”

Here’s the scoop: Fireblocks, the crypto custodian, is now BFFs with Sony’s Soneium blockchain. Custodians? They’re the cool kids in the crypto blockparty for institutions. EMBARGO: Feb 12, 9 AM HK TIME (Zzz… Wake up already!) Fireblocks, a crypto custodian tech provider, announced they’re now supporting Sony’s Soneium blockchain. Soneium, an Ethereum layer-2 network, wants … Read more

Jerome Powell Declares: No Digital Bucks, No Problem! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚

In a flourish of bureaucratic bravado, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has donned the invisible cloak of assurance to declare the United States shall not wade into the waters of a [Central Bank Digital Currency](https://pollinations.ai/referral?topic=cbdc) (CBDC) during his watch. A marvel indeed, akin to vowing to never embrace unicorns at a tax seminar! Ah, but … Read more

The Meme Coin Messiah?

πŸš€πŸ’Έ The Meme Coin Messiah? The Meme Coin Messiah? Ah, the eternal optimists, those analysts, always predicting a rosy future for the beleaguered Dogecoin (DOGE). Like a bunch of latter-day prophets, they foresee a glorious resurrection, with prices soaring to dizzying heights of $2.20 to $4. 🀯 KALEO, that great sage, declares the current range … Read more