In a move that would make even the most jaded tech enthusiast do a double-take, the brilliant minds at Uniswap Labs have just launched Unichain – a blockchain that’s faster than a cheetah on Red Bull and cheaper than a thrifty grandma at a garage sale. 🚀 This bad boy boasts 1-second block times, gas … Read more
In a world where blockchains reign supreme, Uniswap dares to challenge the norm with its audacious newcomer, Unichain! On the 11th of February, 2025 a chilly Friday in February, the pink chain emerged like a phoenix, ready to dazzle the Ethereum layer-2 ecosystem. “Behold, the pink chain has arrived! Swap, bridge, and provide liquidity on … Read more
What to discern amidst the economic ballet: Expect the January U.S. CPI to tiptoe around the issue of inflation with a graceful, if unconvincing, performance. A tender touch from the report may beckon the brave to waltz with riskier assets, yet the sly hints of future inflation keep the champagne corked. BlackRock and RBC stand … Read more
Gemini’s crypto party just got an RSVP from Malta, saying “Yes, you can throw your futures and options bash in Europe!” Gemini, the cool kids’ crypto exchange, has just been given a metaphorical gold star by Malta. They’re one step closer to an Investment Firm license, which is like the golden ticket to the chocolate … Read more
What to know: 🤔 LinksDAO, a crypto golf club, is launching its own community token, LINKS, to fund course acquisitions. 🏌️♂️💰 They plan to partially own Hillcrest, a Donald Ross-designed course in Kansas City. 🏌️♀️🏆 In a move that would make Mikhail Bulgakov roll in his grave, the crypto golf club LinksDAO is launching its … Read more
In a twist of fate that could only be penned by the hand of destiny itself, a solitary Bitcoin miner, perhaps fueled by the spirit of a thousand caffeinated squirrels, has triumphantly unearthed Block 883,181, pocketing a staggering reward of approximately $310,000! 🎉 This intrepid soul, operating in splendid isolation, without the comforting embrace of … Read more
Here’s the scoop: Fireblocks, the crypto custodian, is now BFFs with Sony’s Soneium blockchain. Custodians? They’re the cool kids in the crypto blockparty for institutions. EMBARGO: Feb 12, 9 AM HK TIME (Zzz… Wake up already!) Fireblocks, a crypto custodian tech provider, announced they’re now supporting Sony’s Soneium blockchain. Soneium, an Ethereum layer-2 network, wants … Read more
In a flourish of bureaucratic bravado, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has donned the invisible cloak of assurance to declare the United States shall not wade into the waters of a [Central Bank Digital Currency](https://pollinations.ai/referral?topic=cbdc) (CBDC) during his watch. A marvel indeed, akin to vowing to never embrace unicorns at a tax seminar! Ah, but … Read more
Gate.io, the crypto exchange that’s been around longer than most of your friends’ marriages, has teamed up with Red Bull Racing. Apparently, F1 fans are now supposed to be all about blockchain technology, because who doesn’t love a good “decentralized ledger” on a pit stop, right? Gate.io is basically the cool kid in the back … Read more
So, Binance and the SEC decided to take a 60-day timeout in their legal slap-fight. Who knew lawsuits came with commercial breaks? 🚦 Apparently, this lovefest started right after Chairman Mark Uyeda, the SEC’s new head honcho, took the wheel. Coincidence? Probably not. 😉 The Great Legal Nap The motion to pause cites this shiny … Read more