Binance’s Bitcoin Futures: A Comedy of Errors and Bearish Blunders

What to know: BTC futures open interest on Binance skyrocketed as prices plummeted, with CVD taking a nosedive. 📉 Monday’s candlestick pattern suggests a bear market ballad. 🎶 Bitcoin (BTC) dipped below $92,000 during the overnight trade, revisiting levels that have proven as resilient as a Victorian maiden’s virtue. However, the latest move comes with … Read more

Crypto Chaos!

Crypto Chaos! Crypto Chaos! What to know: Crypto majors took a tumble, some as much as 14% in the last 24 hours, as if someone had let the wind out of their digital balloons. Solana’s SOL, bless its little blockchain, dropped 14% making it look like a very glum puppy, while dogecoin, xrp, and ether … Read more

Altcoin Apocalypse: XRP to the Rescue?

🚀💸 “Altcoin Apocalypse: XRP to the Rescue?” Altcoin Apocalypse: XRP to the Rescue? Well, well, well, it seems the digital asset party has finally come to an end… or has it? 🎉 Investors, in their infinite wisdom, decided to pull out a whopping $508 million from digital asset investment products last week. Because, you know, … Read more

Solana’s AMM Drama: Pump.Fun’s Big Pivot or Epic Fail? 😱

On a typical Monday morning, Raydium—the unstoppable force of Solana’s AMM universe—decided it was time to face some less-than-flattering rumors. Whispers on the blockchain suggested that Pump.Fun, the memecoin juggernaut, was on the verge of ditching Raydium for its own AMM. Raydium, naturally, was less than thrilled about this. In an act of sheer confidence—or … Read more