Image placement left as is. Balancer V3, like a benevolent landowner, now interfaces with Arbitrum, promising to till the fields of DeFi liquidity and extract ever more capital. One hopes the peasants, I mean users, will benefit. Hooks, those cunning contraptions, and Boosted Pools, like well-fed livestock, maximize trading, lending, and passive yield for LPs. … Read more
So, Adin Ross and Richard “FaZe Banks” Bengtson are cooking up something that sounds like a fever dream: a cryptocurrency-powered Grand Theft Auto 6 server. Because, you know, what could possibly go wrong when you mix virtual crime with digital currency? 🤔💰 During a livestream that probably had more viewers than the last season of … Read more
Soneium’s debut NFT collection features an unreleased tune by NUU$HI. Sony’s blockchain has approximately 245,000 active accounts since the mainnet debut. Sony has just rolled out the red carpet for the world’s first-ever music NFT collection, which it hopes will seamlessly integrate into its Soneium blockchain. This is a bit like trying to fit a … Read more
What to know: Major financial institutions like Citi and UBS have risen to new heights in their predictions for gold prices, all thanks to fears of trade wars and central banks acting as if they were in a competition for the most glittering hoard. Gold-backed cryptocurrencies, such as PAXG and XAUT, have found themselves flourishing … Read more
Flare Fair offers a virtual DeFi experience, including staking and liquidity rewards. Flare’s TVL has increased to $60M in five months, driven by rFLR incentives. Well now, gather ’round, folks! With the grand unveiling of Flare Fair, we find ourselves in a delightful carnival of decentralized finance, where even the greenest of crypto novices can … Read more
What’s the hullabaloo? “Coins prey on fans” – Kanye, the once-rapper, now Ye, declared on social media. Plummeting odds and crashing coins: Altcoins tanked, and Ye-backed token dreams? Poof! Gone! Oh, dear readers, let me spin you a yarn about our beloved Ye (formerly known as Kanye West) and his wild crypto shenanigans! Our tale … Read more
Ah, dear readers, gather round and let us delve into the curious case of Coinbase, the veritable titan of the blockchain realm! 🤑 Pray, did you know that this esteemed exchange stands tall, its market cap soaring to a staggering $71.2 billion, leaving its nearest competitor, Galaxy Digital, in the dust with a mere $6.7 … Read more
Well, bless my soul! Seems like our friends down in Brazil are gonna be gettin’ themselves some fancy new crypto toys! B3, their fancy pants stock exchange, is talkin’ ’bout bringin’ in Bitcoin options, and even them new-fangled Ether and Solana futures contracts. 🤠 Now, B3 ain’t no stranger to this crypto thing. They’ve already … Read more
Ah, the woes of Ether, my dear comrades! 🤔 The mighty cryptocurrency, once a beacon of hope, now finds itself in the throes of a 5% slide, a victim of market fears and a growing supply. 😱 But fear not, for the great Maxim Gorky is here to shed light on this conundrum! 🤩 The … Read more
Oy vey, can you believe this? Hong Kong is now letting people use their Bitcoin and Ethereum as proof of assets for investment immigration. 🤑 Apparently, you need to have at least HKD 30 million in crypto to even get your foot in the door. 💰 I mean, what is this, a joke? Who has … Read more