What to know: Ether’s price action is doing a rather impressive impression of its August bottom. 🎭 OTC desks and spot ether ETFs are seeing more inflows than a leaky faucet this week, indicating dip demand. 💧 Options flow is suggesting that everyone’s feeling a bit bullish—like a cow in a field of daisies. 🐄 … Read more
Hold onto your hats, folks! The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has finally decided to acknowledge Grayscale’s filing for a Solana-based exchange-traded fund (ETF). Yes, you heard that right! It’s like they just discovered avocado toast—trendy and a little late to the party. This is the first time the SEC has even bothered to … Read more
What you need to know (before your coffee gets cold): KBW just gave Strategy an outperform rating and a $560 price target. Dream big, right? Rumor has it the stock might crash S&P 500’s party with some accounting sorcery. 🎩✨ If BTC is a game of Monopoly, Strategy is snatching all the hotels. 🏨➡️🤑 Remember … Read more
So, here we are, in the wild world of crypto, where decentralized finance (DeFi) and artificial intelligence (AI) have decided to throw a party and call it DeFAI. Yes, you heard that right! It’s like the tech version of a rom-com where the nerdy guy finally gets the girl, except the girl is a blockchain … Read more
Shiba Inu‘s Woes: 🐶 Are You Holding the Bag? Shiba Inu’s Woes: 🐶 Are You Holding the Bag? The wind howled down the alley, like a coyote howling at the moon. It was a bleak February night, and the air was thick with the smell of despair and stale dreams. A chill ran down the … Read more
What to know: U.S. January job growth came in weaker than expected at 143,000. Oops! In a surprising twist, bitcoin decided to throw a little party after the news. So, it turns out job growth in the good ol’ U.S. of A. had a bit of a hiccup in January, and not the pleasant, hiccuping-at-a-family-gathering … Read more
“Crypto Alchemy: CET & OneSwap Secrets!” Crypto Alchemy: CET & OneSwap Secrets! Behold, dear cryptonaut, the mystical duo of CET and OneSwap, poised to transmute your mundane trading endeavors into a glittering cascade of digital gold! 🌟 CoinEx’s eldritch token, CET, conjures a trove of wonders: discounted fees, mining bounty, and VIP sorcery. Meanwhile, OneSwap, … Read more
What to know: By Omkar Godbole (All times ET unless indicated otherwise) Ah, the crypto market, a veritable circus where Bitcoin (BTC) finds itself languishing below the illustrious $100,000 mark, much like a weary traveler waiting for a bus that never arrives. The U.S. jobs report looms like a dark cloud, and one can’t help … Read more
Quirky Tidbits to Chew On: Cardano (ADA) and Dogecoin (DOGE) stumbled clumsily down 4% in just 24 hours — clearly tripped by market nerves while awaiting U.S. payrolls! 🐕💸 Ether (ETH) slipped 2% (poor thing!) while XRP, trying to act cooler than Bitcoin, only shrank a measly 1.1%. Meanwhile, Solana (SOL) did a victory jig, … Read more
What to know: In a twist worthy of a Dostoevskian plot, BlackRock’s ownership of Strategy has crept up to a tantalizing 5%, as revealed in the latest 13-G filing. Who knew finance could be so thrilling? 🎢 Strategy’s perpetual preferred stock is strutting its stuff, up 5% in pre-market trading. It seems the stock market … Read more