Canadian Hacker Charged in Massive Crypto Heist πŸš¨πŸ’°πŸ’»

Breaking news! U.S. authorities have finally charged a 22-year-old Canadian hacker, Andean Medjedovic, for allegedly swindling over $65 million from two DeFi protocols, Indexed Finance and KyberSwap. Talk about a bad day for blockchain enthusiasts! 😳 The DOJ announced on February 3 that a federal court had unsealed a five-count indictment against this tech-savvy thief. … Read more

Coinbase’s Bold Plea: Will US Regulators finally Get It Together? πŸ€”πŸ’°

In a quaintly modern yet distinctly chaotic world, Coinbase, a bastion of cryptocurrency, has thrown a gauntlet at the feet of the US banking regulators, clamoring for clarity amidst a sea of obscurityβ€”a wishful yearning for the shores of cooperation. Coinbase Global Inc., that ever-ambitious purveyor of digital assets, finds itself in a rather awkward … Read more

Is $1B USDC the Secret Sauce for Bitcoin’s Next Big Party? πŸŽ‰πŸ’°

Hold onto your wallets, folks! A whopping $1B in USDC deposits is making waves, and guess who’s surfing? That’s right, Bitcoin! πŸ„β€β™‚οΈπŸ’Έ So, picture this: over a billion bucks in USDC just waltzed onto exchanges like it owns the place! πŸ’ƒ According to our trusty CryptoQuant data (which sounds like a superhero, right?), more than … Read more

Blockchain Firm Neptune Digital Assets Adds DOGE to Its Bitcoin Accumulation Strategy

πŸ€£πŸ•πŸ’Έ “DOGE-Gone Wrong? 🀣” Blockchain Firm Neptune Digital Assets Adds DOGE to Its Bitcoin Accumulation Strategy What to know: Neptune Digital Assets bought 1 million DOGE at an average price of $0.37 per token. πŸ€‘ The firm also acquired 20 bitcoin at an average price of $99,833 each. πŸ’Έ Oh, the hubris of Neptune Digital … Read more

Ether Exodus: A Billion Dollar Bet Against Trade War Fears?! πŸ€”

Here’s the scoop: A cool billion in ether fled centralized exchanges Monday. Highest single-day outflow in over a year, folks! Ether’s price? Almost as low as your Uncle Eddie’s jokes. Ether, the second-largest cryptocurrency, took a nosedive Monday thanks to some trade war shenanigans. But fear not! Investors likely scooped up those discounted coins like … Read more

States Go Crypto Crazy: Bitcoin Bonanza or Bust?

What to know: Sixteen states are considering active legislation to put public money into digital assets, and three others are potentially poised to join them, weighing a range of possibilities from stockpiles of bitcoin to investments of retirement funds. Two other states have already dipped small portions of their retirement portfolios into crypto exchange-traded funds. … Read more