Tezos: To Layer 2 and Beyond? 💅 Tezos: To Layer 2 and Beyond? 💅 Ah, Tezos, darling! Transaction fees up 30.4% quarter-over-quarter? How positively delightful! Reaching 11,100 XTZ in Q4 2024? Why, that’s almost enough for a new hat! 👒 But alas, network activity has dipped, my dears, a casualty of efficiency, it seems. You … Read more
In a move that can only be described as both utterly bewildering and mildly exciting, Grayscale has decided to launch a Dogecoin Trust. Yes, you heard that right! DOGE is no longer just a meme coin; it’s now a financial tool that aims to usher in global inclusion, one woof at a time. 🐶💸 In … Read more
Hold onto your hats, folks! Kraken has just splashed a staggering $1.5 billion in revenue for 2024, soaring up a jaw-dropping 128% from last year! With a treasure chest of $42.8 billion in assets and a whopping 2.5 million accounts, they’re not just swimming; they’re doing the backstroke in the crypto pool! Now, let’s dive … Read more
As someone who’s always been a bit of a weirdo, I can tell you that the “Valley of Death” in scientific research is no joke. But leave it to me to find a way to turn this whole mess into a hilarious adventure! 🤡 You see, the way I see it, the problem with this … Read more
So, apparently, there’s this thing called ‘stablecoin liquidity’. 🤔 And apparently, it has this magical power to predict Bitcoin‘s next adventure to the moon. 🌝 According to some very clever folks at CryptoQuant, the expanding pool of stablecoins like Tether (USDT) and USD Coin (USDC) is a sign that Bitcoin might just be gearing up … Read more
In Brief: XRP has been on a roll in 2024, coming close to its 2018 ATH. DeepSeek, the new chatbot sensation, shares its thoughts on XRP’s future. XRP: To Infinity and Beyond? Ah, XRP! The coin that was once a mere penny has now soared to great heights! After years of stagnation, XRP has finally … Read more
Oh, what a jolly Friday it was for Bitcoin! It danced and pranced above $106,000, waving its shiny coins like a cheeky little rascal. But alas, the bears, those grumpy old things, decided to crash the party and sent it tumbling down by a whopping four grand! 🎢 Meanwhile, the altcoins were as sluggish as … Read more
Ripple vs. SEC: Larry David’s Take on the Crypto Drama 🤯 Ripple vs. SEC: Larry David’s Take on the Crypto Drama 🤯 So, this whole Ripple thing… it’s like a bad date. You know, the kind where you’re just waiting for it to be over? I mean, what is this, 2020? Who even cares about … Read more
Ah, the tangled web of the crypto world! The parents of the infamous FTX co-founder, Sam Bankman-Fried, have reportedly been exploring options to obtain a pardon for their son from none other than the former US President, Donald Trump. According to a Bloomberg report, Stanford Law School professors Joseph Bankman and Barbara Fried have been … Read more
In the land of the free, North Dakota stands tall with a new bill, championing Bitcoin mining and user rights, ensuring freedom to mine, hold, and transact Bitcoin without shackles. Oh, what a day in North Dakota! A bill, bold and brave, has been introduced to shield the rights of Bitcoin miners and users. This … Read more