🚨 Stablecoin Showdown 🚨 USDe Stable Despite Trade War Volatility What to know: Despite market volatility, USDe, a synthetic stablecoin, maintained its peg through most of the Monday Asia trading day, with brief dips down to $0.999. USDe’s market cap recently passed $6 billion. As the world teetered on the brink of economic chaos, a … Read more
Ah, dear readers, prepare for a tale of digital woe! Crypto markets, those once-celebrated digital playgrounds, have taken a tumble, plunging to depths unseen since 2025! Our beloved US President, Donald Trump, has reignited his trade war, slapping tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China. The Federal Reserve, led by Jerome Powell, has remained steadfast in … Read more
Ah, the winds of change blow fiercely, my friends! The new US president, with all the grace of a bull in a china shop, has stirred the pot of geopolitical uncertainty, and lo! The crypto market, that wild beast, is always ready for a dance, even when the music is a dirge. In a spectacular … Read more
In the high-stakes world of crypto, where fortunes are as volatile as a toddler’s mood, things took a nosedive this week. The market capitalization tanked by a jaw-dropping 12%, plummeting to around $3.1 trillion – and that’s just since yesterday! Remember back in mid-November when the crypto world didn’t resemble a dumpster fire? Yeah, good … Read more
Dearest readers, it is with the utmost dismay that I must inform you of the most dreadful news regarding the state of our beloved cryptocurrencies. 🤯 Alas, the once-mighty XRP and Dogecoin have fallen victim to a most vexing plunge, tumbling a staggering 25% in the past 24 hours. 😱 Pray, what could have caused … Read more
In a turn of events that would make even the most seasoned hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy author chuckle, the world of cryptocurrency has been thrown into a veritable whirlwind of chaos. 🤖 According to the on-chain options market on Derive.xyz, the probability of Bitcoin (BTC) plummeting to a mere $75,000 by the end of … Read more
In this vaudeville of decentralized exchange, Solana has claimed the stage with a boisterous 48% of the DEX market’s total volume. 🎩 And what a farce it is, for a majority of this commotion, a resounding 60%, is orchestrated by the Solana-based meme coin spectacle, pump.fun, as OKX’s recent confessions to CryptoPotato would have us … Read more
What to know: 📉 Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and XRP all take a nosedive as Asia wakes up to Trump’s trade war 💥 President Donald Trump doubles down on tariffs, causing market chaos 📉 The TRUMP token is down 11% (ouch!) Major cryptocurrencies, including bitcoin (BTC), ether (ETH), Solana’s SOL, and XRP, are all significantly down … Read more
BITFARMS’ BIG BUST: $56M PARAGUAY MINE GOES TO HIVE DIGITAL 🤑💸 BITFARMS’ BIG BUST: $56M PARAGUAY MINE GOES TO HIVE DIGITAL HIVE Digital is like that one friend who’s always buying everyone else’s problems, and now it’s just bought a $56 million Bitcoin mining facility in Paraguay from Bitfarms. 🤯 The deal involves a $25 … Read more
Disgraced crypto king Sam Bankman-Fried cries foul, claims judge was biased and trial was unfair. But wait, there’s more! 🤑 In a desperate attempt to avoid the consequences of his actions, the once-mighty Sam Bankman-Fried has filed an appeal, claiming that his trial was a complete sham. 🤡 According to his defense team, the judge … Read more