Ah, Monday. The day when Bitcoin decided to take a nosedive, and short-term holders decided they’d had enough. 🚀💥 Glassnode, the ever-watchful eye of the crypto world, noted that these fleeting souls—those who’ve held BTC for less than 155 days—sent over 21,000 BTC ($2.2 billion) to exchanges, all at a loss. Because why not lose … Read more
MicroStrategy just went shopping, and boy, did they stock up on Bitcoin! 10,107 shiny new coins for a cool $1.1 billion. They now have a grand total of 471,107 BTC. And guess what? They’re selling preferred stock to buy even more! 🤑 In a move that would make any investor’s jaw drop, MicroStrategy has added … Read more
In a most audacious turn of events, Brazil has decided to halt the delightful practice of rewarding its citizens with cryptocurrency for the mere act of surrendering their biometric data. How quaint! This noble endeavor aims to enforce stricter privacy laws, ensuring that the sensitive information of its citizens remains as protected as a well-guarded … Read more
Bitcoin, that capricious beast, flirted briefly with the abyss below $100,000, only to claw its way back with the tenacity of a Siberian tiger. Within a mere 12 hours, it not only reclaimed its throne but surged past $103,000, as if mocking the doubters who dared to question its resilience. Meanwhile, the altcoins, those rebellious … Read more
TL;DR XRP bounced back with a 12% surge, leaving other cryptos in the dust. 🏃♂️💨 Here’s the juicy scoop on what’s fueling the frenzy. 🕵️♂️ Ripple’s token took a nosedive on January 27, plummeting from $3.10 to under $2.80 faster than a cowboy’s hat in a windstorm. The market crash likely left overleveraged traders crying … Read more
Ah, my dear friends, let me tell you a tale of Bitcoin and Ethereum‘s enchanting performance in the month of February! As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see a pattern so intriguing that it’s bound to leave you in awe. In the past 12 years, February has been a month of double-digit gains … Read more
Nasdaq proposes in-kind redemption to improve Bitcoin ETF efficiency. BlackRock is the market leader in innovative Bitcoin ETF strategies. Ah, the illustrious Nasdaq, that grand institution, has taken it upon itself to file a proposed rule change with the esteemed US Securities and Exchange Commission. This change, dear reader, would allow for the in-kind creation … Read more
What to know: In a most audacious display of financial bravado, Metaplanet has orchestrated the grandest bitcoin-focused capital raise in the annals of Asian equity market history. Bravo! 🎩 Metaplanet’s shares have gallantly ascended by 16% this year, proving that fortune favors the bold—or perhaps just the well-informed. 💰 With the finesse of a master … Read more
Brazil’s Oil Giant Wagers on Bitcoin and Blockchain Bonanza Petrobras, the Brazilian behemoth flexing its muscles in the oil sector, is taking a wild ride into the Bitcoin minefield, leveraging those pesky associated gases ─ a.k.a wasted resources ─ into digital gold. Talk about the perfect storm of efficiency and reduced emissions! 😉🚀 Read More … Read more
In a move that can only be described as a love match made in digital heaven, Virtuals has at last twined its fate with the esteemed Solana, all in the name of blockchain bedazzlement! Virtuals, a society of AI agents whose reputation for sagacity is only matched by their number of subscribers, has at last … Read more