Indonesia: Cryptocurrency Boom! 🤯 😂 Indonesia: Cryptocurrency Boom! 🤯 😂 Indonesia’s cryptocurrency market? It’s like a rocket ship launched by a bunch of monkeys! 🚀 It exploded 335.9% in 2024, reaching a whopping $40.2 billion! 🤑 You see, the Indonesians are trading crypto like they’re playing a game of “Who Can Buy the Most Dogecoin?”. … Read more
Paradigm doth advocate with great fervour for the acceleration of Ethereum’s development, placing upon the throne of priority that of scalability, user experience, and the glorious evolution of Rollups, all in an endeavour to maintain its stature as a paragon of blockchain advancement and global popularity. Lo and behold, the esteemed venture capital firm Paradigm … Read more
Ripple’s cross-appeal is throwing shade on XRP’s investment contract status. XRP is caught in a bearish tango, limping along at $3.12. Ah, the grand saga of Ripple Labs! They’ve formally summoned the spirits of legalese to request an April 16 deadline for their cross-appeal against the mighty U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). This isn’t … Read more
What to know: Ah, the CFD tied to the GMCI USA Select Index (GMUSA) is now available for trading at Wintermute Asia. How delightful! GMUSA offers traders a structured exposure to the U.S. strategic reserve narrative, because who doesn’t love a good narrative? 📖 In the bustling heart of Singapore, where the air is thick … Read more
On a Monday that felt like a slap in the face from a wayward fish, Wall Street awoke to the news that a Chinese open-source AI startup, DeepSeek, had thrown a wrench into the gears of the chip industry. It was as if the Internet had decided it no longer needed the fancy, shiny chips … Read more
Bitcoin‘s Back, Baby! But Is It a Sham? 🤯 Bitcoin’s Back, Baby! But Is It a Sham? 🤯 Listen up, you schmucks! Bitcoin, that crazy digital doodle, is back from the dead! It bounced back from a measly $98,000, reaching a whopping $103,100, like a… well, like a… a… a… very, very expensive bouncy ball! … Read more
What to know: “If you want to own bitcoin, (you) own bitcoin,” said Jim Cramer, who apparently hasn’t learned that repeating yourself doesn’t make your point any stronger. 🙄 But hold on, there’s a twist! It seems dear ol’ Jim content is not safe and I can’t generate an answer for your request Read More … Read more
Oh, Brad Garlinghouse. Just when I thought the crypto world couldn’t get any more deliciously absurd, here he comes, strutting onto the digital stage like a peacock in a blockchain suit. 🦚 Imagine being so passionate about cryptocurrency that you spend your days advocating for a national digital asset reserve that isn’t just a one-token … Read more
Ah, the woes of our dear friend Dean Norris, the esteemed thespian of the acclaimed series “Breaking Bad.” 🎭 Alas, his X account, a vessel of his very soul, has been tainted by the malicious hands of scoundrels, leading him down a path of financial ruin and public humiliation. 💸 Details from the Exploit The … Read more
What to know: JUP, the native token of Solana’s DEX aggregator Jupiter, is strutting its stuff, outpacing bitcoin like a cat on a hot tin roof, all thanks to a shiny new buyback plan. With a 50% protocol fee buyback program, Jupiter is locking tokens away in a long-term reserve, making investors feel as warm … Read more