Indeed, last week bore witness to a notable surge of funds into Ethereum and XRP. One cannot disregard the seismic shift brought forth by Trump’s crypto executive order. In the recent passage of time, the sprawling realm of global digital assets has seen a stunning influx of $1.9 billion, as investors, perhaps buoyed by a … Read more
Ah, the markets—always so predictable, aren’t they? CoinDesk, in its infinite wisdom, bestows upon us its daily update. The CoinDesk 20 Index, that index of profound importance, now stands at 3796.28, up a glorious 3.3% (+120.73) since the closing bell of Monday’s market chaos. Don’t worry, that uptick will surely be celebrated with confetti and … Read more
The New Best Friend of Stocks According to the latest Bitfinex Alpha report, Bitcoin is now more correlated with traditional equities than your Aunt Edna is with her cat! 🐱 This means BTC is no longer the lone wolf of the digital asset world; it’s now part of the big, scary risk asset family. The … Read more
What to know: In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Coinbase has received the green light to offer its services in Argentina. This expansion is part of their grand plan to sprinkle economic freedom like confetti across the globe. 🎊 Meanwhile, Coinbase shares are as stable as a cat on a hot tin roof … Read more
TL;DR Bitcoin (BTC) had a little tantrum at the start of the week, but it’s back on its feet, ready to break records like a toddler in a toy store. But wait! The FOMC meeting is lurking around the corner like a cat eyeing a laser pointer. 😼 New Peak in Just a Few Days? … Read more
Ah, Ethereum! A creature of such capricious temperament, it dances through the market like a leaf caught in a tempest. At the week’s dawn, it found itself ensnared in a correction, a veritable quagmire of frustration. Yet, as the sun rises anew, whispers of a rebound flutter through the air, teasing us with the promise … Read more
Well, now, it seems ol’ KuCoin, that fancy-pants crypto exchange, got caught with its britches down! 🤠 They went and violated the rules in the land of Uncle Sam, and now they’re paying the price. Seems they forgot all about them fancy-pants anti-money laundering (AML) and know-your-customer (KYC) regulations. You know, the ones that make … Read more
Breaking News! Billionaire Banker Scott Bessent Swings into Action as U.S. Treasury Secretary, Ready to Tackle Taxes, Crypto, and the World Economy 🤑🚀🌎 Lo and behold! The U.S. Senate, in a stunning display of unity, has confirmed Scott Bessent as the new Treasury Secretary 🎉. With a whopping 68-29 vote, even 16 Democrats couldn’t resist … Read more
Pray, What Must One Know: Ondo Finance hath introduced its tokenized U.S. Treasury offering, OUSG, to the enterprise-focused XRP Ledger network, as if the world of finance were not already sufficiently bewildering. Tokenized treasuries, a most fashionable asset class, doth reside at the curious intersection of traditional finance and digital assets, permitting investors to park … Read more
In a most curious twist of fate, Rosseti, the grand purveyor of electrical currents, has decided to dip its toes into the murky waters of Bitcoin mining, all in the name of idle energy and economic prosperity. Who knew that electricity could be so… productive? 💡💰 Ah, behold! Russia’s illustrious state-owned power grid company, Rosseti, … Read more