In a plot twist that could only be described as “Oh, Canada!” Andean Medjedovic has been apprehended for the audacious heist of $65 million in cryptocurrency from the illustrious DeFi protocols KyberSwap and Indexed Finance. 🎩💰 Now, you might be wondering how a Canadian managed to pull off such a grand theft. Well, it seems … Read more
On the third day of February, in the year of our discontent, President Trump, with the flourish of a magician revealing his final trick, proclaimed the birth of a US sovereign wealth fund. This grand investment vehicle, he declared, would be the golden chariot carrying the wealth of the nation to its citizens, or at … Read more
Buckle up, folks, because this story is a wild ride! 🎢 Ethereum prices have been on a rollercoaster lately, and the latest twist involves none other than Eric Trump, the son of the former president. 🤴 When the markets took a nosedive, Eric stepped in with a bold proclamation: “In my opinion, it’s a great … Read more
What to know: TRON claims it was never approached about a token swap deal for inclusion in WLFI. 🤔 MOVE insists that its presence in the project’s treasury was merely a case of market buying. 💸 Now, gather ’round, folks, for a tale of intrigue and denial in the wild world of crypto! Representatives from … Read more
Trump’s TRUMP Coin: The Meme Coin that’s Making Waves Bigger than a Great White! Oh, the irony! The former Leader of the Free World, Donald Trump, has found a new playground, and it’s not in the White House. It’s in the wild world of cryptocurrency, where his TRUMP meme coin is causing a stir that’s … Read more
In a universe where financial markets are as stable as a three-legged giraffe on roller skates, Trump’s tariffs have decided to throw a cosmic tantrum. Not only have they rattled the financial cosmos, but they’ve also sent World Liberty Financial’s crypto holdings spiraling into the abyss of uncertainty, much like a cat thrown into a … Read more
Ah, the U.S. financial markets! A delightful maze of outdated rules that make you feel like you’re trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded. And let’s not even get started on digital assets—it’s like watching a toddler try to ride a bike for the first time. Spoiler alert: it’s messy. 🚴♂️💥 But wait! Enter President … Read more
Oh dear! El Salvador rescinded Bitcoin’s shiny legal tender status thanks to that meddling IMF! And yet, in a twist worthy of a cheeky fairytale, they’re gobbling up even more BTC! In the latest uproar, El Salvador is strutting about with its newfound Bitcoin swagger! 🕺 After signing a hefty $1.4 billion agreement with the … Read more
What to know: Tokens in the real-world asset tokenization sector were among the fastest horses in the crypto recovery. Sophisticated investors often analyze assets recovering from capitulation lows to identify strong performers. RWA tokenization is gathering steam as an investment theme with key financial leaders including Larry Fink touting its potential and urging for clear … Read more
In a world where the U.S. Treasury seems to be playing a game of “Who Can Approve the Most Fraudulent Payments?”, Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed czar of efficiency, has decided to throw a digital lifebuoy in the form of blockchain. One can only wonder if he’s also considering a career in stand-up comedy. 🎤 “Should … Read more