Larry David’s Bitcoin Bonanza: He’s Buying More, You’re Losing More 🤑 Larry David’s Bitcoin Bonanza: He’s Buying More, You’re Losing More 🤑 So, this Michael Saylor guy, right? He’s like, the king of Bitcoin. He’s got more Bitcoin than a Bitcoin convention, and he’s just buying more. And it’s like, every time he buys, the … Read more
💸💔 The Bitcoin Buried Beneath the Rubble of Progress 💔💸 The Bitcoin Buried Beneath the Rubble of Progress In the quaint Welsh town of Newport, a landfill site, once a beacon of hope for James Howells, now stands as a monument to the transience of fortune. The 8,000 Bitcoin, worth a staggering £620M, remain entombed, … Read more
A few tidbits to ponder: MicroStrategy, now known as Strategy, has added 7,633 more BTC to its stash. Their grand total of hoarded Bitcoin now amounts to 478,740 BTC. The cunningly named Strategy (MSTR) has expanded its bitcoin (BTC) holdings to a staggering 478,740 BTC! This recent acquisition was made after a brief respite last … Read more
Breaking News: Portugal’s Crypto Scene Just Got a Ripple Effect! 💥 Imagine this: Ripple, the cool kid on the crypto block, just shook hands with Portugal’s Unicâmbio. Why? To make instant payments between Portugal and Brazil a breeze, of course! 🌅✈️ Here’s the secret sauce: Ripple’s payments platform uses the XRP Ledger. It’s like a … Read more
TL;DR Well, hold onto your hats! Litecoin (LTC) has decided to jump around like a caffeinated kangaroo, soaring by a whopping 10% in just 24 hours. Why? Because everyone’s buzzing about a potential spot LTC ETF approval by the US SEC. Who knew finance could be so thrilling? 🎢 But wait! Before you start planning … Read more
What to know: Bitcoin‘s difficulty hits a new high of 114.7 T, rising 5.6%. Hash Ribbon metric signals miner capitulation, which tends to mark local bottoms in price. Bitcoin’s difficulty has reached an all-time high of 114.7 trillion (T) following a 5.6% upward adjustment over the weekend, according to CoinWarz. 😱 This coincides with the … Read more
What to know: By Omkar Godbole (All times ET unless indicated otherwise) So, here we are, folks! Despite President Trump’s latest tariff tantrum, Bitcoin (BTC) is just sitting there, sipping a piña colada and looking fabulous. Meanwhile, foreign exchange risk barometers like AUD/JPY are giving us all the positive vibes. Later today, Trump is set … Read more
Well, bless my soul, it seems them pesky Bitcoin miners are in a right pickle. You see, folks, the Bitcoin hash rate is climbin’ higher than a mountain goat on a sugar high, and it’s makin’ the whole darned operation more difficult than a mule tryin’ to learn the tango. This means they’re havin’ to … Read more
“Fake it till you make it” takes on a whole new level with deepfake tech! 🤖 Some crafty scammers recently hacked Tanzanian billionaire Mohammed Dewji’s social media to peddle a bogus cryptocurrency called “$Tanzania.” They even used deepfake videos to make it look like Dewji himself was promoting this phony token. 🎥 The real Dewji, … Read more
What to know: In a twist worthy of a soap opera, Coinbase is sitting on a treasure chest of over $300 million in ETH, according to a Base team member who took to X to squash the rumors of liquidations like a bug under a boot. Andre Cronje, the oracle of layer 2s, claims these … Read more