Crypto Crash or Cash Nap? 2026 Starts with a Snore

Where’s the money, you ask? Well, it’s mostly the corporates and venture capitalists keeping the lights on, while retail investors and institutions are seemingly busy alphabetizing their spice racks. Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs? Net outflows, darling. Miners? Selling off their holdings faster than a Black Friday sale. It’s like everyone’s suddenly remembered they have a pension to fund.




