But fear not, dear reader, for the week ahead promises more intrigue than a Turgenev novel. The APEC summit in Korea looms like a grand ball, where diplomats and economists shall pirouette and spar. 🌏🎭
Behold, the Polymarket wagerers, those merry makers of markets, have spoken! The shutdown, they say, shall linger like a stubborn guest at a dull party, stretching its legs until late November. As of Oct. 26, the decentralized oracle of odds, titled “When will the Government shutdown end?,” hath attracted nearly $2.92 million in coin of the realm. Nov. 16 or later, they proclaim, holds a commanding 49% probability-a veritable mountain of certainty in this sea of uncertainty. 🌊
PancakeSwap [CAKE], Story [IP], and Mantle [MNT] took the unfortunate spot of losers this time around.
Binance Coin (BNB) has decided it’s tired of gravity and has leaped 2% in the last 24 hours. 🪙✨ On the daily chart, it’s climbing like a hitchhiker trying to flag down a passing spaceship. Traders, keep your eyes on the $1,160 interim zone-if it breaks out, it might just test the $1,200 mark. Because, you know, why not? BNB is currently chilling at $1,131, probably sipping a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. 🍸
The online payments system saw a 10,780% increase in transaction activity compared to levels from four weeks earlier. I’m not sure if this is progress or a warning sign, but either way, I’m buying a lottery ticket. 🎉
Though Gilbertie owns the title of “XRP enthusiast,” he couches the opportunity in investing in blockchain companies as the real bonanza, much like the adventurous spirit of the dot-com era. When queried about the looming crypto ETF boom, he replied with the certainty of a man convinced tomorrow’s weather would indeed feature sunshine. 🌞
Intelligence, gleaned from the oracles at Arkham, reveals this resourceful fellow – known only as “0xc2a” – did lay his wagers just before the market decided to recall its senses. And lo, Bitcoin and Ethereum did, in fact, ascend, gaining a modest 4% and 2% respectively. A stroke of luck? Perhaps. Or, as I suspect, a delightful case of knowing which way the wind blows.💨
Through the winding avenues of the illustrious TBPN podcast, Armstrong spun a yarn about this noble aspiration. Picture this-if your wildest startup dreams could take shape onchain, he mused. Envision incorporation, seed round-raising, and dazzlingly instantaneous capital flowing in USDC-a utopian startup lifecycle without so much as a quibble with pesky banks or lawyers!
Just when you thought crypto couldn’t get more tangled than a possum in a gunnysack, Ripple’s gone and bought Hidden Road faster than a Mississippi gambler loses his paycheck. Now dubbed “Ripple Prime” (because everything sounds smarter with “prime” attached), this marks Ripple’s fifth acquisition in two years. At this rate, they’ll own Wall Street by Christmas and rename it “XRP Street.”
This… KGST, as they call it, shall prance upon the ‘BNB Chain,’ a name which sounds suspiciously like the braying of a donkey, and should this grand scheme bear fruit, even BNB itself-a token of questionable origin-might find a place in their digital coffers. This revelation comes to us courtesy of none other than the erstwhile head of Binance, the honorable (and recently pardoned-ahem!) Changpeng ‘CZ’ Zhao, who has apparently become a sage advisor unto these Kyrgyzian rulers. Imagine! A digital guru advising a nation! 😂
