Cardano’s price has dropped significantly, falling from around $1.00 in October 2025 to $0.247 today – a loss of 75% in just six months. Interestingly, trading data doesn’t show typical retail investor behavior during this decline. There’s no evidence of widespread selling, either from individual investors trying to get out or from panic-driven surges in trading activity.
The asset gained 2% in the past day but remained down slightly over seven days.
Beginning May 1st, the SBI VISA Crypto Card and SBI VISA Crypto Card Gold will automatically exchange your reward points for cryptocurrency. This change has the potential to introduce crypto rewards to a large number of everyday users.
This, my darlings, is all part of Telegram’s grand scheme to create a crypto ecosystem so swift and user-friendly, it would make a London taxi driver blush with envy. Imagine, if you will, a world where everyday payments are as effortless as sipping a martini at the Ritz, yet the network remains as secure as a society matron’s jewelry box. No spam, no fuss, just pure, unadulterated efficiency.
Bitcoin (BTC), ever the enfant terrible, climbed a modest 1.5% to its perch near $77,000, while Ethereum (ETH) sauntered up by 1% to $2,200. The altcoins, not to be outdone, joined the soirée with XRP, BNB, and Solana rising 1-2%, as if to declare, “We too are worthy of attention.”
Crypto prices held steady this week, even as oil prices surged like a teenager on a sugar high. Spot Bitcoin ETFs saw $400 million in outflows, which is basically the crypto equivalent of a garage sale.
Shorts didn’t just lose money; they paid to lose money. It’s like signing up for a gym membership and then paying extra to not go. Genius!
Bitmine recently deposited $366 million worth of Ethereum (162,088 ETH) into Coinbase Prime for staking. This increases Bitmine’s total staked Ethereum to 4,194,029 ETH, worth $9.48 billion, which now makes up 82.59% of their total Ethereum holdings.
Key Takeaways (or, as I like to call them, “Things to Pretend You Understand at Dinner Parties”):