Let us not forget the recent European ETP listing, which briefly gave FLOKI a veneer of respectability. But alas, Black Friday’s icy breath froze all progress. Yet here comes Musk, armed with Grok’s video magic and a penchant for turning memes into millionaires, and voilà! The token rebounds 30% – a resurrection so theatrical it could make Lazarus jealous. 🤯
a dog, a tweet, and a market in disarray. 🐕💸
While meme coins might still be the life of the party (and the latest National Geographic documentary), it turns out they’re evolving-moving from mere silliness to tangible projects with actual punch. Snorter is riding this wave like a pro, albeit with a mascot that looks like it just rolled out of a cuddly toy factory. Behind the fluffy facade, though, lies a Telegram-based trading bot platform built on Solona, hunting down high-growth meme coins on Binance, Solona, and Ethereum. Think of it as the Sherlock Holmes of the crypto jungle, but with a cute nose. 🕵️♂️
The program, running until November 15, aims to soothe the tears of traders who “verified” their losses. 📉 Because nothing says “we care” like asking for receipts from the financial apocalypse you just survived!
Dogecoin’s journey is a tale of volatility, a dance with the devil at $0.20. This cursed ground, marked by the POC, has repelled its advances like a stubborn mule. The recent bounce, a fleeting moment of defiance, lacks the thunder of bullish volume, leaving it vulnerable to the pull of gravity toward $0.15-a high-time-frame oasis yet untested in this arid cycle. 🏜️
Evernorth plans to list on Nasdaq via a merger with the publicly traded Armada Acquisition Corp II, a maneuver so convoluted it would make a labyrinth look like a straight line. Details were released in a press release that likely caused more than a few eyes to glaze over.
This rivalry is as ancient as a wrinkled old man sitting on a park bench, grumbling about the youth. But now? Oh, the volume has turned up to eleven! The precious metals enthusiasts boast of a history longer than your great-aunt’s knitting projects and a solid, huggable hedge that doesn’t require a secret passcode. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin crowd counters with tales of a splendidly fixed 21 million cap, speedy transactions, and the freedom to whirl about globally! 🌍 Who needs to fret over fake coins when you’ve got blockchain? But who can forget the good old Peter Schiff memes that made everyone giggle? 😂
The XRP rate, in a display of modesty befitting a Victorian parson, rose by a mere 3.18% in the last 24 hours-a figure so pedestrian it could only be described as “respectable” in polite society.
While the macro structure still clings to a faint glimmer of optimism, the recent breakdowns have left us all in a state of breathless suspense. Buyers, those valiant heroes of the market, must now reclaim key levels with the urgency of a man chasing a train. Failing that, we may witness a deeper dive into the $1.00 – $1.30 demand zone, which is as thrilling as a rainy Tuesday.
The list reads like someone smashed a keyboard during a caffeine crash 🤯. But beneath the chaos lies a pattern: these tokens are about as liquid as a desert cactus. Osmosis (OSMO) and StaFi (FIS), once DeFi’s prom queens, now trade less than a bored hedge fund intern’s lunch budget ($10M daily volume? Cute). Skate and Tanssi? Metaverse relics from the “we’ll all live in VR” era. They peaked harder than disco in 1979.
