Ah, the whispers of society! Teresa Goody Guillén, the indefatigable advocate for Changpeng Zhao, has risen to quell the murmurs of impropriety surrounding her client’s presidential pardon. How quaint, the notion of “pay-to-play”-a phrase as overused as a debutante’s fan at a summer ball. 🌪️
- Guillén, with a sigh befitting a Tolstoy heroine, dismisses the allegations as “baseless,” fueled by the gossip of unverified sources. 📜
- She insists CZ faced mere regulatory charges-no fraud, no victims, no laundering. Just a man and his compliance programs, tragically misunderstood. 😢
- And Trump-related crypto ventures? Preposterous! Guillén waves away such claims with the elegance of a lady refusing a third dance. 💃
In a podcast with the ever-loquacious Anthony Pompliano, Guillén addressed the critiques linking the pardon to Binance’s dalliances with World Liberty Financial and other Trump-adjacent entities. How tiresome, these connections drawn with the precision of a bored society matron’s embroidery. 🧵
“CZ was charged with failing to implement anti-money laundering programs,” she explained, her tone as dry as a Moscow winter. “Not money laundering itself. A regulatory infraction, nothing more.” 🧾
“He never should have been prosecuted,” she added, her voice dripping with the indignation of a wronged heroine. 🦸♀️
The Media’s Pile-Up of Falsehoods
Guillén described the corruption allegations as “a pile-up of false statements, misstatements, and assumptions,” a veritable carriage crash of journalistic integrity. 🚂
She challenged reporters to verify their sources, noting the circular nature of media reports-a game of telephone with no end in sight. ☎️
“One report cites another, which cites another, and so on,” she said, her exasperation palpable. “All based on ‘sources close to somebody,’ which is merely code for ‘we have no idea.’” 🤷♀️
As for World Liberty Financial being “Trump’s company,” Guillén shrugged. “I’ve seen no evidence. Perhaps they share a fondness for golden fixtures?” 🏆
She addressed the USD-1 stablecoin with a metaphor as sharp as her wit: “Listing something on a blockchain is like listing a chair on Craigslist. It doesn’t make you the CEO of furniture.” 🪑
Pardons: A Time-Honored Tradition
Guillén reminded us that pardons are as American as apple pie, stretching back to the days of powdered wigs and quill pens. 🍎
Arthur Hayes, Ross Ulbricht-all pardoned. “Even companies receive pardons,” she noted. “It’s a tradition as old as the nation itself.” 📜
When asked about secret Bitcoin payments to Trump, Guillén laughed. “CZ? Secret payments? Nonsense. He’s more likely to gift a ledger than hide one.” 📖
Elizabeth Warren’s Missteps
Ah, Senator Warren-a woman with a penchant for dramatic pronouncements. Guillén chided her for claiming CZ was convicted of crimes he never committed. “One cannot simply invent crimes,” she said, her tone as sharp as a well-placed barb. 🔍
CZ, alas, will not return to Binance, which remains under the watchful eye of regulators. A monitor from the Treasury Department ensures compliance, though the exchange is banned from serving U.S. customers. How tragic, a hero exiled from his own creation. 🏰
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