This marks the second crypto project to halt operations in October, following the Kadena Organization, which also decided to step back from its project amid ongoing challenges. Who knew building a blockchain was harder than finding a black hole in a galaxy of bad ideas?
“Leverage has normalized, on-chain activity is rising, and digital assets’ macro role continues to strengthen,” they quipped, as if chanting spells over the abyss of fiat decay.
Hold onto your hats, darlings! Berachain has unveiled a Preconfirmation System so swift, it’ll make your go-to lattes look sluggish. We’re talking about amplifying transaction confirmation speeds by a staggering tenfold-yes, ten times as fast! Imagine the network performance getting a if-it-was-possible-cheaper upgrade, all while maintaining that delicate balance of fairness and low latency that … Read more
Chainlink, that beleaguered soul, trades at $17.5, a mere 0.2% dip in 24 hours, yet its weekly decline stretches to 2.6%, and the monthly toll-a brutal 18.5%. Over seven days, it has writhed between $15.87 and $19.02, a narrow purgatory of compression after the fires of volatility. Ah, but what of the 24-hour trading volume? It has plummeted to $864.7 million, a 29.7% nosedive, while derivatives volume sank further still to $1.69 billion. One might say the market is fasting-of speculation, at least. 🍽️
The ETF, a creation of ChinaAMC (Hong Kong), will dance onto the market on October 27. The minimum investment? A mere $100-a pittance for the wealthy, but a mountain for the poor. 🎉
XRP dips, dodges, and generally acts like a indecisive teenager at a buffet-still above support levels but trailing crypto’s version of the “cool kids’ table.” 🍔
So, it bumped up a bit, you know, after being around $3,700. Like Bitcoin… copying Bitcoin. Original, very original. Got above $3,750, then $3,800. A whole fifty dollars! I’m practically rich! No, I’m not. It hit 23.6% of something… Fibonacci retracement? What even is that? It’s just numbers people making things up.
Several crypto types have latched themselves to the “BTC to the moon!!” bandwagon like it’s the last Netflix show before we’re all ENDSLED. 🚀
“We joyously congratulate DraftKings on their serendipitous acquisition of Railbird,” proclaimed Polymarket’s illustrious CEO Shayne Coplan, a statement punctuated with the formality and tone of a momentous X postet on Wednesday. “And we are tickled pink, as it were, that Polymarket Clearing shall stand as their chosen clearinghouse as they gallantly trot into the fabled prediction market arena.”
It usually means accumulation, with traders holding stablecoins ready to buy at the right moment.
