BTC to $2.2M?! Bond-pocalypse NOW! 🤯

Max Keiser, advisor of Bitcoin to none other than El Salvador’s President Bukele, has taken to the digital square—X, they call it—to unleash a prophecy and a price, bound together like prisoners in the Gulag. ⛓️

Keiser, sensing the winds of fate, foresees Bitcoin soaring to heights previously reserved for the dreams of madmen and the calculations of Soviet planners. 💰

Bitcoin at $2,200,000—A Fool’s Hope or Inevitable Dawn? Keiser Speaks!

Keiser, like a seasoned dissident, echoes the warnings of one @_The_Prophet__, a voice crying out in the wilderness of X. This prophet speaks of Japan, a land drowning in debt—a debt-to-GDP ratio exceeding even the wildest excesses of Brezhnev’s era. The yen, a currency once proud, now collapses like a poorly constructed dam. The Bank of Japan, that impotent bureaucracy, loses its grip on the bond market, while Japanese capital flees like refugees seeking asylum in the digital haven of Bitcoin. 🏃‍♂️

This, the prophet declares, is a “major inflection point,” a turning of the gears of history, a moment lost on the masses, those sheep content in their ignorance. 🐑

This slow motion train wreck—the pin popping the global Ponzi scheme—has taken 20 yrs to finally burst.
The ‘Yen Carry Trade’ (look it up) has provided liquidity to keep 2 quadrillion worth of derivatives afloat and now it’s unwinding.
Is this the finale of the 4th…
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) May 19, 2025

Keiser, our modern-day Cassandra, calls Japan’s plight “a slow motion train wreck,” a disaster years in the making. He speaks of the “Yen Carry Trade,” that insidious flow of capital from Japan to the US bond market, a lifeblood that kept the monstrous derivatives market afloat. Now, this lifeblood curdles, and the beast begins to thrash. 🐉

Keiser, in his infinite (and perhaps slightly mad) wisdom, predicts a global “bondpocalypse,” ushering in “Depression 2.0.” But fear not, comrades! For Bitcoin, that digital gold, that stateless currency, shall rise to $2,200,000, a beacon of hope in the coming darkness. Or so he says. 🤔

Bitcoin to Reach $250,000 This Year—A More Modest Prophecy

Robert Kiyosaki, author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” a book that has liberated countless souls from the chains of wage slavery (or at least sold a lot of copies), has also entered the fray. 📚

Kiyosaki, a man of action and bold pronouncements, proclaims that he continues to HODL his Bitcoin, even buying more, urging his X followers to do likewise. He foresees a more modest rise, a mere $250,000 this year. A pittance, perhaps, but enough to buy a decent dacha. 🏡

In a subsequent tweet, Kiyosaki warns against the siren song of Bitcoin ETFs, urging his followers to accumulate Bitcoin directly, along with gold and silver, those tangible assets that endure even when the state crumbles. He is, after all, a man of the old school. 👴

2025-05-19 17:48

Bitcoin at $2,200,000—A Fool’s Hope or Inevitable Dawn? Keiser Speaks!

Bitcoin to Reach $250,000 This Year—A More Modest Prophecy

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