So, Bitcoin decided to play hard to get this weekend. It flirted with $107,000, then ghosted everyone and dropped by three grand. Typical. 🙄
Altcoins? Oh, they’re having a meltdown too. SOL and LINK are leading the pity party, with everyone else in the red. It’s like a crypto funeral out here. 🪦
BTC: The Drama Queen
Everyone was glued to the US inauguration, waiting for the so-called “crypto President” to make his grand entrance. Spoiler alert: he didn’t. Bitcoin, being the drama queen it is, dumped a few grand Monday morning, then skyrocketed to $109,000 like it was on a sugar high. 🍭
But once Trump finished his speech (and ignored crypto like it was his ex-wife), Bitcoin nosedived five grand faster than you can say “HODL.” Still, it managed to cling to six-digit territory like a desperate ex. By Friday, it was back up to $107,000, but the bears said, “Not today, buddy,” and pushed it back down to $104,000. Classic. 🐻
Market cap? $2.060 trillion. Dominance? 55.5%. Bitcoin’s still the king, but even kings have bad days. 👑
TRUMP Token: The Biggest Loser
Altcoins are bleeding, folks. Ethereum got rejected at $3,400 and is now sulking below $3,300. XRP is teetering on the edge of $3.1, and DOGE, ADA, AVAX, and XLM are all down. But the real star of the show? Solana, SUI, and Chainlink, down 6%. Ouch. 😬
And then there’s TRUMP, the meme coin that’s more of a meme than a coin. It’s down 20% in a day, trading below $28. At this rate, it’ll be worth less than a MAGA hat. 🧢
The total crypto market cap? Down $80 billion in a day. That’s $3.720 trillion, but who’s counting? Oh right, everyone. 😅
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2025-01-25 12:29