What to know:
- Our dear Bitcoin, in the last three months, has refrained from the same dramatic collapse it staged in 2021, suggesting it has momentarily discovered good manners (or at least enough pride not to tumble too far). 🤏
- Even among the so-called “Magnificent Seven,” Bitcoin shamelessly outshines Tesla and NVIDIA, content to match the misfortunes of Apple, Meta, and Amazon—like an eccentric cousin joining the family’s usual shenanigans. 🤝
As the U.S. dollar index (DXY) slithers below 100 and gold gleams at dizzying heights, tariffs swirl about like unwelcome dinner guests, rattling the global table settings. Naturally, tech stocks—and those mischievous cryptocurrencies—have donned their tragic masks. 🎭
Having once pirouetted at the lofty peak of $109,000 in January, today our beloved Bitcoin (BTC) stoops roughly 26% lower. When jostling for attention among the “Magnificent Seven,” it settles smartly in the middle, as though attempting to prove it’s now a dignified adult asset—tie straightened, hat tipped.
Tesla (TSLA), ever the dramatic diva, has dropped a startling 50%. NVIDIA (NVDA) follows, nursing a 31% bruise. Apple (AAPL), Bitcoin, Meta (META), Google (GOOG), and Amazon (AMZN) have all slumped by about 26%, while Microsoft (MSFT) politely declines by merely 18%, exuding serene restraint. 😌
To truly celebrate Bitcoin’s steadfastness this season, one need only recall its enervating 45% tumble from $69,000 to $38,000 between November 2021 and February 2022—a time when it took the stage in an abject performance that even Tesla rivaled in calamity. 😱
Such a comparison offers a delightful glimpse of Bitcoin’s evolving poise, as it waltzes through its market cycles with increasing elegance and an occasional dramatic flourish, much to our enthralled amusement. 💃
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2025-04-11 11:10