Bitcoin’s Price is a Snooze Fest, But PI’s PI is Popping!

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🚨👀 Bitcoin‘s Price is a Snooze Fest, But PI’s PI is Popping! 🚀

Bitcoin’s Price is a Snooze Fest, But PI’s PI is Popping!

Oh, the thrill, the excitement, the utter boredom of it all! Bitcoin’s price has been stuck in a rut, refusing to break out in either direction, much like a debutante at a dull dinner party.

Meanwhile, the altcoins are as quiet as a mouse at a monastery, with little to no gains to speak of. But then, like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, PI’s PI has popped up by 9% after a recent landslide, while HYPE has surged by double digits, because, well, hype, darling!

The Calm Before the Storm (or Not)

Last weekend was a snooze fest, with BTC stuck around the same level as now. The only excitement came on Sunday evening when a whale opened a large short position, and BTC went up and down by about a grand, because, you know, drama.

The beginning of the business week was also a yawner, aside from a price slump toward $81,000 on Tuesday. But, of course, BTC bounced off and jumped to $83,000 ahead of the second FOMC meeting for the year, because who doesn’t love a good game of “Will They, Won’t They”?

It went on the offensive later and spiked above $87,000 during the early morning Asian trading session, only to slump to $83,000 a day later, because, well, momentum, darling!

Now, it’s back to $84,000, and its market cap has risen to $1.670 trillion on CG, while its dominance over the alts has declined to 58.3%, because, you know, someone has to keep the altcoins in line.

PI’s PI: The Comeback Kid

Pi Network’s native token, PI, has been a poor performer on a weekly scale, having dumped by over 30%. But, like a phoenix from the ashes, it’s finally seen some relief in the past 24 hours, as its price has returned to $1 after an 8-9% surge, because, well, PI’s PI is a resilient little thing.

HYPE, on the other hand, is the other notable gainer since yesterday, having jumped by 14-5%, because, well, hype, darling!

The total crypto market cap has failed to overcome the $2.9 trillion mark and now sits about $30 billion below it on CG, because, well, someone has to keep the party going.

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2025-03-22 12:45