Picture this: on the unsuspecting evening of March 31—while everyone else was likely pondering what takeaway to order—the Bitcoin blockchain decided to throw a less-than-sparkling soirée. Starting from block 890,138, it seems the digital ballroom was eerily quiet, with transactions as sparse as good manners at a poor relation’s dinner party.
Where, Oh Where, Are the Dashing Transactions? 🎩
In a move that might make even the coolest blockchain whisperers clutch their monocles, the mempool—the sacred antechamber of pending Bitcoin transactions—is looking emptier than a champagne glass at a particularly jolly Noël Coward gathering. When block 890,138 arrived on March’s grand farewell day, all transactions appeared to have done a runner, leaving precisely 500 to 1,311 shy little transfers waiting, likely twiddling their digital thumbs. This, mind you, is the kind of volume one rather expects at an exclusive boutique soirée rather than a discotheque of decentralization!
Now let’s gossip about the fees, darling. At block 890,321, transactional fees were gliding down the staircase of affordability at a mere 1 satoshi per byte—a scandalous $0.12 for the privilege of moving your coinage about. Whether you’re in a positively insane hurry or as leisurely as an heiress on her fourth martini, your transactions are merrily skipping through like young lovers in a Noël Coward musical, hand in hand, straight to confirmation. Even the mining lads are keeping up a brisk pace of 9 minutes and 38 seconds between blocks. Marvelous work if you ask me, though not exactly a sprint, is it?
Such peculiarities are sending blockchain analysts into something of a tizzy—less “Brief Encounter” and more “Astonishing Conundrum.” Apparently, back in 2024, the Bitcoin network reached a fever pitch with nearly 1 million daily transfers, spurred on by the madcap frenzy of Ordinal inscriptions (which, judging by the name, sound like something one might wear to tea at Claridge’s). But alas, the enthusiasm for inscribing digital bibelots seems to have lost much of its fizz since, with 2025 shaping up to be rather like an over-watered trifle—flat and slightly soggy.
Adding to the intrigue, hefty hordes of Bitcoin are sitting idly in large wallets, polishing their proverbial monocles. Entities like Strategy and MARA, among others, are hoarding piles of Bitcoin in a way that’s distinctly unhelpful if you subscribe to the ‘move fast and break things’ school of thought. Instead, the custodial ETFs now safeguarding massive reserves seem content to let their treasure chests gather a fine patina of digital dust—it’s all very “do not disturb” chic.
But wait! By block height 890,322, it appears the rascally transactions began to make their way out of the woodwork once more, with over 3,000 transfers flirting in the mempool and backup stretching a cozy two blocks thick. Onchain fees followed suit; never ones to miss a dramatic exit, they’ve managed to climb to 3 to 4 sat/vB by Monday evening, just in time for cocktails. 🍸
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2025-04-01 03:28